punjabiplaya Posted April 19, 2010 Author Posted April 19, 2010 I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party. It's done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than Labour has done in the last 10 years! :winky:
punjabiplaya Posted April 19, 2010 Author Posted April 19, 2010 Why do paki men claim benefits? Because it's against their religion to bring home the bacon
Sachinism Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 All flights out of UK airspace are canceled due to volcanic ash; with the exception of PIA who should continue to check in as normal
gaurav92 Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 ^Keep loling u fail :finger: Your jokes are sort of ok
punjabiplaya Posted April 19, 2010 Author Posted April 19, 2010 why did u delete my post on ur thread? it was true!!! is that why u came n said my jokes are ok??? revenge comments????????? u n dev are the fail kings the new 2 idiots lol :haha:
gaurav92 Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 ^You haz just been pwned on the other thread :aetsch:
punjabiplaya Posted April 19, 2010 Author Posted April 19, 2010 Paddy goes for a job interview at a chemical factory, the manager asks have you worked with chemicals before? yes, Paddy replied. The manager then asks can you tell me what nitrate is? Paddy replies yes sir it's time and a half.
CSK Fan Posted April 20, 2010 Posted April 20, 2010 ^Another :fail: His jokes are much better than yours
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2010 Author Posted April 20, 2010 A bloke is having a p*ss in a pub toilet. Next to him at the urinal is a man with no arms. Feeling obliged to help he says ''can you manage?'' The man says ''would u mind pulling my c*ck out, pointing it while i pee and then giving it a shake?'' Feeling awkward, he does as he's asked. As he's holding the mans c*ck he notices it's covered with scabs and all kinds of sores and blisters. He gives it a shake, puts it back in and says ''do u mind if i ask what's wrong with your c*ck?'' The bloke pulls his arms out from under his coat and says ''feck knows, but I'm not touching it!''
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2010 Author Posted April 20, 2010 THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A PAY RISE. i hereby request a raise in salary. Because i do physical labour at great depths. I dont get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely p.niss. Response; after considering your request and the arguments raised we reject it for the following reasons; you are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods. You need to be stimulated into starting work. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift and dont observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You cant work double shifts and often dribble! Yours sincerely v.gina
punjabiplaya Posted April 21, 2010 Author Posted April 21, 2010 To satisfy a woman: Praise her! Pamper her! Humour her! Cuddle her! Hold her tight! Kiss her! Phone her! Charm her! Romance her! Talk to her! Listen to her! Respect her! LOVE her! To satisfy a man: SUCK HIS C*CK!!! Job Done!
punjabiplaya Posted April 22, 2010 Author Posted April 22, 2010 AIR TRAVEL CRISIS - The Government has announced it wants to start TEST FLIGHTS today and are looking for people to fly the planes. The fairest way is Alphabetical so will all ASIANS, AFGHANS, ARABS, AFRICANS, BLACKS, COONS, DARKIES, EAST EUROPEANS, ETHNICS, FOREIGNERS, GYPSIES, HEBREWS, , JAMAICANS, KAFFAS, LEBANESE people all report to HEATHROW TERMINAL 3 immediately p.s. WOGS have been reclassified as AFRO CARRIBEAN PAKIS AS INBREDS :hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 why did u delete my post on ur thread? it was true!!! is that why u came n said my jokes are ok??? revenge comments????????? u n dev are the fail kings the new 2 idiots lol :haha: What did i do???:hmmmm:
dev.goswami Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 92, pwned :hahaha: His jokes are much better than yours
cricketman200 Posted April 26, 2010 Posted April 26, 2010 AIR TRAVEL CRISIS - The Government has announced it wants to start TEST FLIGHTS today and are looking for people to fly the planes. The fairest way is Alphabetical so will all ASIANS, AFGHANS, ARABS, AFRICANS, BLACKS, COONS, DARKIES, EAST EUROPEANS, ETHNICS, FOREIGNERS, GYPSIES, HEBREWS, , JAMAICANS, KAFFAS, LEBANESE people all report to HEATHROW TERMINAL 3 immediately p.s. WOGS have been reclassified as AFRO CARRIBEAN PAKIS AS INBREDS :hysterical: :hysterical:
cricketman200 Posted April 26, 2010 Posted April 26, 2010 Kids know far too much these days ' date=' This morning whilst in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls immitating the doggy position, I bent down & told her, "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that." she replied, "I don't think so, he's doing her up the **** !"[/quote'] :hysterical:
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