urbestfriend Posted February 7, 2010 Posted February 7, 2010 Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the **** and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' :hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the **** and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted February 8, 2010 Author Posted February 8, 2010 aachaaa sorry thought u was being mean lol :P
gaurav92 Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 CG Ben i think these are far better than shubnams, those were breathstopping
Jadoo Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 CG Ben i think these are far better than shubnams' date=' those were breathstopping[/quote'] I concur, please don't compare pun's efforts to that trash that shubnam posts.
CricketGirl Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 lal!! ok i eat my words punjabiplaya!! anything is better than shubnams pj's!!
gaurav92 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 I concur' date=' please don't compare pun's efforts to that trash that shubnam posts.[/quote'] Well.Thats what i meant by that post :two_thumbs_up:
punjabiplaya Posted February 10, 2010 Author Posted February 10, 2010 A maths teacher asks little becky what comes after 69. She says a wet wipe and and some mouth wash usually
punjabiplaya Posted February 10, 2010 Author Posted February 10, 2010 wife to hubby Just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop...... The car in front is a TOYOTA Thank **** for that, you wouldn't want one behind you now, would you?
dev.goswami Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 A maths teacher asks little becky what comes after 69. She says a wet wipe and and some mouth wash usually wife to hubby Just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop...... The car in front is a TOYOTA Thank **** for that, you wouldn't want one behind you now, would you? :((:((:((
Desi Cartman Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 wife to hubby Just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop...... The car in front is a TOYOTA Thank **** for that, you wouldn't want one behind you now, would you? What ?
CricketGirl Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 wife to hubby Just driving my new Toyota Prius. Chat later, can't stop...... The car in front is a TOYOTA Thank **** for that, you wouldn't want one behind you now, would you? :dontknow:
Jadoo Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 What ? Becuase Toyota are calling back the Prius and Lexus ranges due to faulty breaks!
punjabiplaya Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 sorry there uk jokes more appreciated here lol A taxi with 4 Pakis in it has just slammed into a bus queue of 40 more pakis in Bradford. Its carnage, there's bodies everywhere! Carlsberg don't do faulty cars, but thank **** Toyota do...
punjabiplaya Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 l've just come out the chippy with a meat and potato pie,large chips,curry sauce and a jumbo sausage. A poor cold homeless man sat there and said "lve not eaten for 2 days". I told him I wish I had your ****ing willpower
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