Sachin=GOD Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 4 captains are standing in a room boasting about their teams batting skills: austrailian captain: hum to sirf 6 marte hain; england captain: hum to sirf 4 marte hain; indian captain: (sees the best has been taken so shrugs and says): hum to bhai style marte hain; everyone looks at the relaxed pakistani captain who says: hum to seedha coach marte hain!!
gaurav92 Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 old but gold Four people on a train; an sadar, a Paki, an Old Lady & a Fit Blonde with huge t*ts. The train goes into a tunnel & they hear a loud slap! When they come out of the tunnel the Paki's rubbing his face. Old Lady thinks: "I bet he touched that Fit Blonde & got slapped!" Fit Blonde thinks: "I bet he tried to touch me but touched the old lady instead & got slapped." sadar thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that feckin Paki again!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 Last night I heard the unmistakable sounds of sex coming from my neighbour's flat... So I crept outside and peeped through the window, only to see 4 gay men having an orgy... After that I felt really sick... ...probably from being outside with no coat in the cold for 2 hours.
Sachinism Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 I call my dick "The Doctor" because when I'm working on a girl she's usually drugged and unconcious
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 Iv just started taking drugs and i cant stop randomly punching pakis in the face.... I think i'm addicted to wacky packy!
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 I am knackered.Just finished painting all my rocks in the garden white. just incase my paki neighbour wants a snowball fight later this week :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 Women should be like golf caddies.... Either holding your balls or getting your fecking tee ready
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 ‎​One evening Tyrone went over to his friend wanye`s house to play some new dub plates with some friends. Tyrone sat directly across from wanye`s wife. Tyrone dropped a dub plate on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that wanye`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise wanye`s wife had followed him in to the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Tyrone said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you £500."So Tyrone thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Wanye will be at work then."Tyrone said, "I`ll see you then." The next day, Tyrone came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Wanye came home and asked, "Has Tyrone been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Wanye said, "Good because that fool came by the studio this morning and asked to borrow £500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you." =D !!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red dot on her forehead.... and realised she was on standby.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 Got fecking nicked the other day and appeared in court. According to the judge wrapping your c*ck in the beano and w*nking is not really what comic relief is all about....
kooljatt Posted November 25, 2010 Posted November 25, 2010 Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today' date=' she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red dot on her forehead.... and realised she was on standby.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted November 25, 2010 Posted November 25, 2010 I am knackered.Just finished painting all my rocks in the garden white. just incase my paki neighbour wants a snowball fight later this week :hysterical: Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today' date=' she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red dot on her forehead.... and realised she was on standby.[/quote'] :cantstop::cantstop:
Sid Posted November 25, 2010 Posted November 25, 2010 ‎​One evening Tyrone went over to his friend wanye`s house to play some new dub plates with some friends. Tyrone sat directly across from wanye`s wife. Tyrone dropped a dub plate on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that wanye`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise wanye`s wife had followed him in to the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Tyrone said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you £500."So Tyrone thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Wanye will be at work then."Tyrone said, "I`ll see you then." The next day, Tyrone came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Wanye came home and asked, "Has Tyrone been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Wanye said, "Good because that fool came by the studio this morning and asked to borrow £500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you." =D !!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Great :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 Marriage guidance councillor says to couple "Tell me something youboth have in common". After a long silence husband answers "Well neither of us sucks c*cks"!
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 They're young, cold and often hundreds of miles away from their real parents and family. Beaten regularly at their new home and under constant threat of a peadophile father figure. But you can help, for just 45pounds a week you too can support Arsenal. Thank you.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 A woman with a clipboard just knocked at my door and asked me if we would have an african child for christmas, I said we normally have a turkey but, feck it, ill try anything once.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 ‎​One evening Tyrone went over to his friend wanye`s house to play some new dub plates with some friends. Tyrone sat directly across from wanye`s wife. Tyrone dropped a dub plate on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that wanye`s wife had her legs open and no panties He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise wanye`s wife had followed him in to the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Tyrone said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you £500."So Tyrone thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Wanye will be at work then."Tyrone said, "I`ll see you then." The next day, Tyrone came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Wanye came home and asked, "Has Tyrone been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Wanye said, "Good because that fool came by the studio this morning and asked to borrow £500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you." =D !!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: OR AS SACHINISM PREFERRED ‎​Singh was at his neighbour khans house.Singh was sittting directly across from khans wife.Singh dropped a samosa on the floor and bent down to pick it up.When he looked across the table he saw that khans wife had her legs open and no panties, flushed he went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise khans wife followed him in to the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"Singh said "Yes I did."She said, Well u can get more than that but it will cost you £500."Singh thought about this financial situation and said,"O.K." She said"Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because khan will be at work!Next day,singh came over, they had rampant sex for 2hrs,he paid her,then he left.Later,khan came home and growled,"Has singh been over here today?" yes she gulped,why?the fool came and borrowed 500 quid off me today and said he would drop by and give it to you later!balle balle sadarji! :two_thumbs_up:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2010 Author Posted November 25, 2010 FOR THE UPCOMING WINTER... I found this beautiful winter poem & thought it might be of comfort 2u, as it was 2me... ENJOY!! 'Winter', by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre FEck me! It's cold!
bihutoli Posted November 26, 2010 Posted November 26, 2010 A husband confesses to his wife that he'd like to try a new sexual position. "It's called the wheelbarrow" he says. "You place your hands on the floor and I hold your knees up around my waist and off we go." "OK" she says "but you have to promise me you won't go past my mothers house".
Sachin=GOD Posted November 26, 2010 Posted November 26, 2010 Gandhi's last words were - "Hey Ram". Ponting's last words would be -"Hey Laxman ------------------------------- My new cricket coach says it's mind blowing the way my balls swing but he would prefer if I wore trousers like everyone else. ------------------------------- Zardari orders an immediate enquiry into the match fixing........ he wants to know what happened to his 10% ------------------------------- Nazi concentration camp commandant calls an Englishman, Australian and a Jew into his office."Ve are going to have a cricket match. "He turns to the Englishman: "You vill be ze capitan of ze English team" He turns to the Aussie: "You vill be ze capitan of ze Australian team" "What"s my part in this then?" asks the Jew" "You vill be ze ashes" says the commandent --------------------------------
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