Desi Cartman Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas . 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!". 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!". (
Sachinism Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 If she hasn't been in the kitchen in a long time, the marriage is bound to fail :headshake:
CricketGirl Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 it is well known that the best way to a mans heart is thru the kitchen!! i say bedroom needs to be added to that list!
zubinpepsi Posted April 21, 2010 Posted April 21, 2010 A wife is a living proof that a husband can take a joke..
gaurav92 Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 :hysterical: Desi chacha, chachiji ko mera namaste boliye, aur errr ruko main khud hui bol deta hu :call:
dev.goswami Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
gaurav92 Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Moar :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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