gaurav92 Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 Jokes :headshake: Shubham's jokes were much better than this :((
mywork08 Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 A Kinder, Gentler System Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new notebook PC. Instead of producing the cryptic error message characteristic of Microsoft's operating systems, Sony's president said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages: A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that. First snow, then silence. This thousand-dollar screen dies so beautifully. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Temujin Khaghan Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. :hysterical: :cantstop:
00aklu Posted June 9, 2010 Author Posted June 9, 2010 Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 2 Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
00aklu Posted June 9, 2010 Author Posted June 9, 2010 Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 3 Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
00aklu Posted June 9, 2010 Author Posted June 9, 2010 Yo Mama is so stupid - Part 4 Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
shubham45 Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 Jokes :headshake: Shubham's jokes were much better than this :(( cuz der is nly 1 shubham ..and my jokes wernt better it were d best B->..soon ill come out with my new edition :clap:
Dark Warrior Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 cuz der is nly 1 shubham ..and my jokes wernt better it were d best B->..soon ill come out with my new edition :clap:
Dark Warrior Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 u need not fear when shubham is here :winky: :nervous:
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