Will Sachin score some runs ??

[The_Black_Prince]

Yes....that is the 64Crore Rupee question !! Can Sachin stop breaking wind...........and break the back of the SA pace men ??? All India have been holding their breath for a long time..........Sachin must stop perfuming up the SA air and let his bat speak !!! Will he cut down on the aloo curry, chicken massala and roti.. ........ and stop relieving so much "gaseous pressure" .........to score runs galore ??? Thus allowing his many ICF.com fans to rejoice in clean air ??? We will see on Friday !!

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Clearly no-one thinks the Sachin gas emission will end anytime soon ! Perhaps we should put him on a strict culinary diet ??

[King Tendulkar]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Still more tons then old man Lara. Sachin will bag a couple in the series no doubt

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? OK.........but let's hope he does not also "bag" Keeper Boucher in the process. It could be very dangerous for Boucher behind the stumps !

[Rajiv]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Don't think you have tried any other dishes It always revolves around roti and curry As far as sachin goes, wait till he scores and smacks that "vada paav" on your face ( pun intended )

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Roti and curry is a basic. Also dhall and bhajee. I tried some tandoori the other day.........it was OK. Perhaps we can wean Sachin off all this stuff, thus drastically increasing his productivity.

[Rajiv]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Or hold on Must be the 3rd ODI - Lara's succulent "duck"

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Who cares about Lara ??? Look Rajeev.........get with the program......the whole idea is to bring back Sachin's appetite !!

[Rajiv]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? He has been scoring in the past with the same diet, so....?

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Yeah.........but tings have changed........he has not scored for a long time. We have to check everything to identify where the Sachin gas leak is coming from Remember the photo of Sachin with that mountainous plate of food in Malaysia ?? I believe there lies the problem

[King Tendulkar]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ??

Who cares about Lara ??? Look Rajeev.........get with the program......the whole idea is to bring back Sachin's appetite !!

I thought you were complaining that his appetite was to great :huh: I am confused

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? DSR.........at this point we are working on all possibilities re the Sachin's gaseous emission whilst at the crease.

[maatugaara]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? man...what made u put ur nose around his arse??

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Maatugg...........the gas leak was identified after several reports from Boucher and Smith in the slips.

[Rajiv]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Your thread title is edited For obvious reasons

[The_Black_Prince]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Damnnn..........you guys went and edited the header. It was all in good fun. See y'all later.

[veer]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? TBP.. you showing your real class again??

[Rajiv]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ??

Damnnn..........you guys went and edited the header. It was all in good fun. See y'all later.

Its was nonsense to be frank, atleast it got u 15 mins of fame Later Bon Apetit

[maatugaara]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? u want fun?? start something abt laura...plenty waiting here...

[Anakin]

Re: Will Sachin score some runs ?? Come on, the dude tried to be brave at least once but got a golden duck. Still better than hiding at #5 or 6 imo.