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What is your favourite English accent?  

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    • american
    • aussie/nz
    • english
    • indian/sub continental
    • irish
    • south african/african
    • west indian


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Irish people don't have any English accent. They just don't speak English. They are allergic to the language. And the few times that they do, you'd have no clue what they are on about. Recently, I was in Ireland and at a restaurant. It was quite cold ( OCT is very cold there :(( ) and these guys still had the ACs switched on. :mad: So I called the waiter and told him to increase the temperature. He murmured something that sounded like a hybrid between a donkeys braying and a hyenas laugh. I thought it was a cough and didn't say anything. After a few minutes, I realized that the AC was still at full blast. So I called him again and asked him to increase the temperature. He made the same sound again. I thought it was Irish and told him that I don't speak Irish or German or French or any such barbaric languages. It turns out that he was speaking to me in English. :omg: " Can't change me the controls not with me" or something like that is what he was saying. :omg:

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Where is the choice for German accent? You zurrrrrly muzt be dschokking. Ze Cherman akzcent of English ist die besten. Wee chermans haff ze best engineering und karz und genocide maschineirung. akh akh which dummkoff madde dieze poal? Kein Deustch optzionen? Krankenschiloephernildungangungeieribtelung :mad: :hitler: :mad:

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Where is the choice for German accent? You zurrrrrly muzt be dschokking. Ze Cherman akzcent of English ist die besten. Wee chermans haff ze best engineering und carz und genocide maschineirung. akh akh which dummkoff madde dieze poal? Kein Deustch optzionen? Krankenschiloephernildungangungeieribtelung :mad: :hitler: :mad:
so much fun reading that aloud :woot:
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Where is the choice for German accent? You zurrrrrly muzt be dschokking. Ze Cherman akzcent of English ist die besten. Wee chermans haff ze best engineering und carz und genocide maschineirung. akh akh which dummkoff madde dieze poal? Kein Deustch optzionen? Krankenschiloephernildungangungeieribtelung :mad: :hitler: :mad:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Irish people don't have any English accent. They just don't speak English. They are allergic to the language. And the few times that they do, you'd have no clue what they are on about. Recently, I was in Ireland and at a restaurant. It was quite cold ( OCT is very cold there :(( ) and these guys still had the ACs switched on. :mad: So I called the waiter and told him to increase the temperature. He murmured something that sounded like a hybrid between a donkeys braying and a hyenas laugh. I thought it was a cough and didn't say anything. After a few minutes, I realized that the AC was still at full blast. So I called him again and asked him to increase the temperature. He made the same sound again. I thought it was Irish and told him that I don't speak Irish or German or French or any such barbaric languages. It turns out that he was speaking to me in English. :omg: " Can't change me the controls not with me" or something like that is what he was saying. :omg:
here you go [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2PHch4IPPQ]How To Do An Irish Accent - YouTube[/ame]
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