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O come on its only the net, cant really hate anyone that much on here. Its all just a laugh. Half the people I fight with , I am sure if we met in normal life would get on like a house on fiire. But I am not joking when depressed about this. Its like pre 2000 all over again. As soon as we go abroad collapse like mice. Aussies are ther for the taking, they are so average, all we need to do is put some scores on the board and we would only have to bat once. This is just miserable
But even pre-2000s we didn't get battered in six consecutive away Tests like Dhoni's team has. 200 runs, 300 runs, innings and 250 runs, innings and 10 runs, 120 runs and now this defeat will probably be around innings and 200 runs. These are the sort of scorelines that make people call for Bangladesh to be kicked out of Test cricket.
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Seriously I am on suicide watch here. This is just too much!!!
dont worry still 3 more days left in this match...we can batter them :thumbs_up:
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Seriously I am on suicide watch here. This is just too much!!!
Relax man, try be positive. Still 2 tests to go after this one, if you can win the next test all is not lost.
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Relax man' date=' try be positive. Still 2 tests to go after this one, if you can win the next test all is not lost.[/quote'] That's all so simplistic and heartwarming...but baby steps eh? Let's try and score 300 first. B->
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That's all so simplistic and heartwarming...but baby steps eh? Let's try and score 300 first. B->
Well I still think Indian fans are so over-dramatic. You go from the start of the series thinking that you would most likely beat Aus to now being so doom and gloom. Fact is the 1st test was a very evenly matched battle for the most of the way. This test match has been a complete whitewash, but you do get them occasionally. I think the 3rd test will be a much tighter battle and it's not worth giving up just yet.
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Well I still think Indian fans are so over-dramatic. You go from the start of the series thinking that you would most likely beat Aus to now being so doom and gloom. Fact is the 1st test was a very evenly matched battle for the most of the way. This test match has been a complete whitewash' date= but you do get them occasionally. I think the 3rd test will be a much tighter battle and it's not worth giving up just yet.
This is our third innings defeat in our last four away Tests. At Edgbaston, we lost by an innings and 250 runs, and we are going to lose by a similar margin or more heavily here. Iirc, that was the fifteenth heaviest defeat in the history of cricket. Re: Melbourne, yes, it was evenly matched for a while, but the fact that we lost by 120 runs in a relatively okay game by our standard shows just how dire we are.
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This is our third innings defeat in our last four away Tests. At Edgbaston, we lost by an innings and 250 runs, and we are going to lose by a similar margin or more heavily here. Iirc, that was the fifteenth heaviest defeat in the history of cricket. Re: Melbourne, yes, it was evenly matched for a while, but the fact that we lost by 120 runs in a relatively okay game by our standard shows just how dire we are.
I'm just trying to keep a positive vibe man! Not gonna work on this place eh? Lol, it's either overly-positive, or the other extreme.
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I'm just trying to keep a positive vibe man! Not gonna work on this place eh? Lol' date=' it's either overly-positive, or the other extreme.[/quote'] :cantstop: To be fair, I never thought it was going to be easy in Aus, but after you guys lost to NZ I had some hope. But you can't blame us when things revert to how they were in England, and the opposition is 300 ahead with six wickets in hand at the end of day 2. Day friggin 2!
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:cantstop: To be fair' date=' I never thought it was going to be easy in Aus, but after you guys lost to NZ I had some hope. But you can't blame us when things revert to how they were in England, and the opposition is 300 ahead with six wickets in hand at the end of day 2. Day friggin 2![/quote'] I guess man, I guess! haha
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We are so pessimistic that an Australian fan has to console us and tell us that the series is not over :headshake:
Not over till it's over! Still 2 tests to play after this one.. Anything can happen
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We are so pessimistic that an Australian fan has to console us and tell us that the series is not over :headshake:
Bradman99 is a good man and is just being polite. Most Aussies are absolutely laying into us and I can't blame them! (padosi trolls high on their wins over Bangla and Zim are a different matter)
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They are there for the taking and we are going to batter them on their own turf.:isalute: They have a T20 opening pair masquerading as a test opening partnership. Its like opening the indian test batting with Raina or Y Pathan. Hughes is rubbish, cant play short ball. Put all fielders in gully and point and he has no were else to score. Warner is T20 player, disgrace that he opens the batting and shows how pathetic aussies are now. They have an awful number 3 in wannabe be paki Khwaja(whatever his name is as cant be bothered to look up his spelling as history will not remeber him). It is quite possibly the worst top 3 aussies have had in the whole of their history. Then once you are past those clowns up top. You then enter the OAP region, with the "we are so selfish middle order", who don score runs but refuse to go and cling on to their places. Yob Ponting and Mr Cricket Hussey(calls himself Mr Cricket but cant bowl, go figure!!!!) are past it and will be retired by indians like many other aussie greats(Waugh, gilly and co). Then you have metrsexual Clarke. Who would have thought aussies would have a metrosexual skipper, how low have the aussies stooped. Who has this BS rep as the great player of spin even though averages pathetic 38 in India(more then ponting but that aint saying much) and mediocre 42 in SL. Another myth BUSTED! Then haddin comes in who is the very very poor man Gilly. Trys to play a shot every ball and it never comes of. Mediocre glove work. Then the spinner dept. I have not bothered even looking up their latest spinner, what his name, Tiger or something??? He is pants as evidenced by the fact that 678 spinners have been tried before him this year. He will get roasted by the galiticos and never be seen again after this series. They have a decent pace attack. Thats it! We are gonna batter them!!!
I have never seen this method of battering a team before. It must be a new stratedgy . Let the side to be battered beat you in the first test. Then let them bowl you out for 191 and then let them put a first innings lead of 300+ Then spring your trap. The team all wears Ruby Slippers stands in a row and taps them together thinking of home:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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They are there for the taking and we are going to batter them on their own turf.:isalute: They have a T20 opening pair masquerading as a test opening partnership. Its like opening the indian test batting with Raina or Y Pathan. Hughes is rubbish, cant play short ball. Put all fielders in gully and point and he has no were else to score. Warner is T20 player, disgrace that he opens the batting and shows how pathetic aussies are now. They have an awful number 3 in wannabe be paki Khwaja(whatever his name is as cant be bothered to look up his spelling as history will not remeber him). It is quite possibly the worst top 3 aussies have had in the whole of their history. Then once you are past those clowns up top. You then enter the OAP region, with the "we are so selfish middle order", who don score runs but refuse to go and cling on to their places. Yob Ponting and Mr Cricket Hussey(calls himself Mr Cricket but cant bowl, go figure!!!!) are past it and will be retired by indians like many other aussie greats(Waugh, gilly and co). Then you have metrsexual Clarke. Who would have thought aussies would have a metrosexual skipper, how low have the aussies stooped. Who has this BS rep as the great player of spin even though averages pathetic 38 in India(more then ponting but that aint saying much) and mediocre 42 in SL. Another myth BUSTED! Then haddin comes in who is the very very poor man Gilly. Trys to play a shot every ball and it never comes of. Mediocre glove work. Then the spinner dept. I have not bothered even looking up their latest spinner, what his name, Tiger or something??? He is pants as evidenced by the fact that 678 spinners have been tried before him this year. He will get roasted by the galiticos and never be seen again after this series. They have a decent pace attack. Thats it! We are gonna batter them!!!
Good God! KT you failure:hysterical:

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