Cricketics Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 This is Captain of your plane speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard Indian Airways flight 596 Bombay to GOA. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Arabian Sea."If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off."If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 haha :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ludhianvi Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 nice:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anbuchelvan Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 This true with Flights to Singapore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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