SLICKR392 Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 1) We always wear protection 2) We can still find the gaps no matter how hard the fields set 3) We look for gaps and play into them 4) We are capable of pulling anything 5) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required 6) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square 7) We like tickling one down towards long leg 8) We try to avoid 'spraying it' 9) We can go on and on and on for many days 10) We like to play straight 11) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets 12) We build long partnerships 13) We know how to vary the pace to good effect 14) We believe in good helmet protection 15) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming 16) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance 17) We score many times 18) We understand the need for covers and extra covers 19) We definitely know how to 'bang it in' 20) We appreciate a good tail-end 21) We have a genuine line and length 22) We know how to get a good use of the pitch we play on. 23) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease 24) We can bowl a maiden over 25) We can play short but entertaining cameos 26) We know how to arch our backs and give it just that little bit more 27) We're a big fan of video replays 28) We always try to hit the right spot 29) We know how to add that extra bit of pressure 30) We're not afraid of a couple of decent bouncers 31) We never underestimate the value of an overnight stand 32) We usually get through 3 sessions a day 33) We British cricketers relish the chance to go 'down under' 34) We know that chasing a wide one can lead to regret 35) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game 36) We also love to put it in 'The Corridor of Uncertainty' 37) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V 38) We love to finish on a high 39) We know it's a threat by bringing in a man closer 40) We can even review it if you don't like the decision 41) We can even be unorthodox at times 42) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves 43) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring 44) Obviously we always carry well maintained, knocked in and oiled wood! 45) Once we get in you'll be hit for six 46) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in 47) Even if it rains it's most likely a different method can come into play 48) If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers 49) You'll find people from around the world; Australian, Bangladeshi, English, Indian, New Zea-lander, Pakistani, South African, West Indian; Pretty much any other country you can think of 50.) A full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologized for straight
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