CSK Fan Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Here's how I would troll 1) Repeatedly bring up the fair play award screens and congratulate CSK, its staff and management for winning it and thoroughly deserving it. Point out things like how much of a lead they had over other teams, etc. Mention how they are an asset to IPL 2) Try to use the phrase, "at least he is not in jail" as many times as possible. Like CSK may be in a bit of trouble with the team at 20 for 6 and poor Jadeja has to rescue them. But things could be a lot worse, at least he is not in jail". Or point out to Ambani's son and say, "man he might be really fat but at least he is not in jail" 3) Without being obvious, bring out amazing snippets like, "Ha, Dhoni hit a six of that last ball, betfair places that at 60 to 1, if only I knew that in advance". Or, "That Malinga wide was worth at least 20 to 1 but still doesn't hold a candle to his giant no-ball in the previous over which was at least a 100 to 1 if I have ever seen it." Or, "Well he looked like he got out purposely but I wouldn't bet on it" 4) When umpires give a decision, "Rauf would have given that a not-out and he was someone who knew his spots". Or, "Good call by the umpire, very un-Rauf like" 5) Pick any random dude walking in the crowd and say, "Is that the CSK owner, have we finally tracked him? what are the odds?" 6) Go with the mike to various players and ask them how it felt like to have their owner in jail. 7) Loudly bring up the fixing issue, declare the entire IPL fixed. Say things like, "Oh Dhoni hit a six, looks like he is not following the script anymore. Dawood bahi wont be happy". Or, "what a perfectly scripted run-out and look at the genuine look of confusion on the non-strikers face, what good acting, that should earn at least a 20 lakh bonus" How long do you think I would have lasted before being thrown out?
bulbul Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 After 1st line , there will be power cutoff. Before throwing you out Seenis goons should have pushed a rod inside your *** :phehehe:
bulbul Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 We have to admire these people , to act like nothing happened in IPL,when whole country is talking about it. Amazing self restraint :hatsoff:
asterix Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 After 1st line , there will be power cutoff. Before throwing you out Seenis goons should have pushed a rod inside your *** :phehehe: That's Dalmiya country... Srini goons can't be active there... That's the bet place to get away against Srini...
gaurav92 Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Not for long I assure you :hysterical: 1 and 2 and 5 were brilliant :hysterical:
Magneto Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 @ MTC After you would have made your first point, LSRK would appear from nowhere and 'french kiss' you, so that you cannot utter a single word more. After that you would be taken to the Don's chambers and get haka-nakaed by a select group of people. :agree:
Sachin=GOD Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 If you were an IPL commentator you wold be getting a lot of money not to say these things and you would take the money and pretend that "aaall izzz well".
G_B_ Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 @ MTC After you would have made your first point, LSRK would appear from nowhere and 'french kiss' you, so that you cannot utter a single word more. After that you would be taken to the Don's chambers and get haka-nakaed by a select group of people. :agree: :hysterical: are they going to hand out the fair play award? :hysterical:
Magneto Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 :hysterical: are they going to hand out the fair play award? :hysterical: They'll award the 'Fore Play' award to MTC maybe. :dontknow:
CSK Fan Posted May 25, 2013 Author Posted May 25, 2013 @ MTC After you would have made your first point, LSRK would appear from nowhere and 'french kiss' you, so that you cannot utter a single word more. After that you would be taken to the Don's chambers and get haka-nakaed by a select group of people. :agree: Please keep your gross fantasies to yourself please
bulbul Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 AVKCsites shouldnt fight with each other please :two_thumbs_up:
Magneto Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Please keep your gross fantasies to yourself please Just trying to say it would be very risky :dontknow:
Magneto Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 AVKCsites shouldnt fight with each other please :two_thumbs_up: No one's fighting. And you are not an AVKCite. :finger:
bulbul Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 No one's fighting. And you are not an AVKCite. :finger: :((
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