rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan Aur Uska 12 Saal Ka Beta Nehar Mein Naha Rahe Thhe. Achanak Bete Ka Paanv Slip Hua Aur Vo Dubney Laga, Usne Fatafatt Pathan Ki Lulli Ko Pakad Liya. Pathan Gusse Se:“Bhonsdi Ke Tairna Sikh, Apni Maa Ke Sath Hota To Aaj Doob Jaata.“
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan ne Maulvi ko bahut mara. Kisi ne pucha Khan Sahab isko kyun maar rahe ho? Pathan:Ye kehta hai tamaam Musalmaan Jannat k mazay lenge. """JANNAT hamara BIWI ka naam hai""""
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 A Pathan on the first night of marriage, ties hands and legs of wife ,starts smiling and says "o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tumhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)"
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola Pathan:“Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai?” Biwi Kalpate Hue:“Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho To Nazar Aaye Na“
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 USA sex style: Oh yeah Baby, Deeper. India: Oh mar gai Sindhi: Wari dado suthi choot aa he Pakistani : Bhaijaan Jaldi karo ammi ajaengi Pathan: Bahar nikalo khan! Hum ko poti aya hy.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Ek Pathan ne apne bete ka naam ' George Bush " rakh dia Logo ne poocha apne dushman ka naam kiyun rakha? Pathan bola taaki sab ko pata chale ki hum roz raatko BUSH ki maa chodte hein.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera L*nd khara ho jata hai Doctor: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”G@NDu” lagtay ho.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan 1 Bachay ko set kArne k liye Bola Beta Pata hai G@nd Marwane Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai Bacha Bola "Achaa Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA HA "
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 A young Pathan guy used to go to college with his donkey ... After few years he had to go alone... Why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because the donkey graduated...!!!
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hee QATAL kr diya Kyu Ki ?? Biwi ki UnderWear py Ye likhha huwa tha: "100% soft and silky Tested by BASHEER & SONS''.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Beti: Maa Maa bahar Gaon main Fauji aa rahay hain.. Maa: Beti under aa jao, en Faujiyo ki niyyat theek nahi hoti. Beti: Maa Fauji Pathan lag rahe hain… Maa: Beti Fir to Bhed Bakriyo ko bhi ander lay aao
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Ek Pathan Ne Hairdresser Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di. Aur fir Pathan Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se ”Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate ...? Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai ...” ;->
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 what did a horny Pathan ,riding a donkey,do when he saw a lone beautiful naked woman in a forest? ee said " Oye Baji hold this donkey's stirrups while I **** its ass"..
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan ki biwi suhag raat ko: Sartaj aaj raat jo ap mango ge main dongi. Pathan khushi se: Acha tum mera Maa ke paas so jao aur apna bhai ko ander bhej do
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Ek Pathan USA se apni Ammi ko phone karta hai.. Pathan— Ammi jaan mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai mai wapas aa raha hu.... AMMI— tu wapas mat aana beta... PATHAN.— KYU AMMI AMMI— agar tu wapas aagya to tujhse teri biwi ko aids hoga.. teri biwi se tere bhai ko.... tere bhai se nokrani ko .. nokrani se tere abba ko....tere abba se teri mausi ko .. teri mausi se tere chacha ko... tere chacha se mujhko .....aur ager mujhe aids ho gaya to sare gao ko aids ho jaega Beta.......Tuje Allah ka waasta beta Gao ka bacha le... wapas mat aana.....
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kAr Pilot bane ga Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye, mere betay ka jahaz ha???… Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt ,ghar pe bomb phenk dia kare ga
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha . Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie . Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu saali pori team ko bomb se ura donga.
rageaddict Posted March 6, 2014 Author Posted March 6, 2014 Ek Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha. Broker:“1000 Rs. Ladki Ke, 300 Rs. Mere, Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke” Pathan:“Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao“
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