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======================================== One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play. ========================================
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once Rajni was feeling thirsty, he jumped in a ocean and drank some water, now its known as Sahara desert. Once Rajni lost his purse in Switzerland, its now known as Swiss bank. There were kids playing cricket outside Rajni's house, and one boy broke his window, Rajni gave him a slap and asked him to play slowly, the kid is now known as Rahul Dravid.(no offence to wally)

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Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first But Einstein died after watching that bcoz.. . . . . . . . LIGHT came second
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Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Today we know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’. Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s ****! What does Hanuman do when he is scared? He reads the Rajinikanth Chalisa. When he was young, once rajnikanth bunked school- that day is now called a sunday !!! Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye…!

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Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha, "ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota.."
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Just thought of this one... Rajni's scenes are not recorded by cameras, he performs live everywhere, simultaneously.
aaye haaye :((
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