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http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2015/04/21/after-*****-pak-china-come-up-with-think-tank-pencho-pakistan-enterprising-china-organization/ After announcing the formation of a joint think tank titled *****, short for Research And Development International, Pakistan and China have now announced another enterprise think tank, titled PENCHO, short for Pakistan ENterprising CHina Organization. “We can see that India is already feeling the heat, thanks to Pakistan and China collaborating closely to shape Asia’s future. Yesterday it was *****, today it is PENCHO. We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over the next few weeks and scare the **** out of India. I won’t rest until Modi goes running to the UN and complains like me..er..a Dehati Aurat,” PM Nawaz Sharif told The UnReal Times. “In a couple of days, we will also be announcing the formation of HARAM – Health Assessment, Review, Appraisal Module – a think tank that will come up with ways and means to improve overall health indices in Pakistan and China. Following that, we will launch the biggest of all think tanks, ******* – CHinese Universal Training Intelligence Youth Agency,” an upbeat Sharif added. Sources added that as a goodwill gesture and another attempt to restart the Aman Ki Asha campaign, Pakistan will invite Indian celebrities Virat Kohli, Roadies Raghu and Jackie Shroff to inaugurate the think tanks. BJP leader Yashwant Sinha has clarified that he would not be joining the delegation, claiming any ch***** can go to Pakistan instead of him. The think tanks have won major praise from all over Pakistan, with cricket commentating legend Rameez Raja waxing eloquent about the collaborations. “I think R***I, PENCHO, HARAM and ******* are going to be magnificent for Pakistan’s future! I couldn’t have been more proud,” Rameez exclaimed. However, the Rawalpindi express isn’t amused. An incensed Shoaib Akhtar is expected to upload another video rant, this time against the think tank’s naming convention. Facebook322Twitter80 Rofl
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After announcing the formation of a joint think tank titled *****, short for Research And Development International, Pakistan and China have now announced another enterprise think tank, titled PENCHO, short for Pakistan ENterprising CHina Organization. “We can see that India is already feeling the heat, thanks to Pakistan and China collaborating closely to shape Asia’s future. Yesterday it was *****, today it is PENCHO. We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over the next few weeks and scare the **** out of India. I won’t rest until Modi goes running to the UN and complains like me..er..a Dehati Aurat,” PM Nawaz Sharif told The UnReal Times. “In a couple of days, we will also be announcing the formation of HARAM – Health Assessment, Review, Appraisal Module – a think tank that will come up with ways and means to improve overall health indices in Pakistan and China. Following that, we will launch the biggest of all think tanks, ******* – CHinese Universal Training Intelligence Youth Agency,” an upbeat Sharif added. Sources added that as a goodwill gesture and another attempt to restart the Aman Ki Asha campaign, Pakistan will invite Indian celebrities Virat Kohli, Roadies Raghu and Jackie Shroff to inaugurate the think tanks. BJP leader Yashwant Sinha has clarified that he would not be joining the delegation, claiming any ch***** can go to Pakistan instead of him. The think tanks have won major praise from all over Pakistan, with cricket commentating legend Rameez Raja waxing eloquent about the collaborations. “I think *****, PENCHO, HARAM and ******* are going to be magnificent for Pakistan’s future! I couldn’t have been more proud,” Rameez exclaimed. However, the Rawalpindi express isn’t amused. An incensed Shoaib Akhtar is expected to upload another video rant, this time against the think tank’s naming convention. Facebook322Twitter80

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