Forum Cricket Match

[Dhondy]

Re: Forum Cricket Match Go on then, Parth. Write something really nice.

[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Go on then' date=' Parth. Write something really nice.[/quote'] OK let me try.

[beetle]

Re: Forum Cricket Match Why can't i be the umpire too....how come chandan gets to umpire?(nothing personal chandan ...ok :hmph: ) I want to be a mean umpire :spin: :spin: :spin: .....

[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match As Lurker reverse swept a ball just short of a good length for six, Parth came back into the balcony and dressing room after playing a good 63. "How the hell was I out, the ball was damaged, the sightscreen wasnt placed properly and Ravi was whispering shouting at his fielders while the ball was bowled." Parth through his bat everywhere and his gloves, all the contributors were hiding, Parth quietened down but had a huge sulck on his face. Back to the game then, the score was 165-3 and Lurker was just about to find the middle of the bat. He called 12man VIVERI. Lurker wanted a new bat, the bat was perfecttley alright but he needed a breather, Umpire SHailesh and Chandan told Lurker he cant call the 12 man any longer because he already had asked for many things already. Ravi was pulling his hair out :wall: :huh: :huh: and in tension. He didnt know what to do. Ravi was shouting at everyone, and as Rajeev dropped a sitter, Ravi nearly walked of the pitch, but his grit and determination stopped him, (and the drinks were coming on soon) The match wasnt going anywhere and all of a sudden Lurker went on into super mode, hitting sixes and fours everywhere, Predator was biting his nails in the dressing room because after these two the batting was a bit weary. But upto the challenge was MUNDA PAKISTANI who was waiting to come in. Looking really confident, he was just waiting to come in, although he had a reputation of getting run out like his hero INZY. Meanwhile on the pitch Ravi wanted to bowl his last few overs, as the founders couldnt get any wickets. The pitch was a batsemens paradise fulll of runs. A lush fast outfield with the sun beating down. British Virginia Islands was a great place to play. The score past 200. 200-3 with 15 overs left. Parth wanted to bat again but was denied by the match referee, Radhika. Parth whispered that she was one mean umpire. (anyone like it, I can write more)

[Dhondy]

Re: Forum Cricket Match Hmmm,pretty good, Parth. A bit worried about your spelling though. And it's Virgin islands.

[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Hmmm,pretty good, Parth. A bit worried about your spelling though. And it's Virgin islands.

#] Its my enthusiam that the spelling goes funny, I try to write too much. hahaha :shrug: :shrug: But your the main man DHONDY write something

[Dhondy]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Why can't i be the umpire too....how come chandan gets to umpire?(nothing personal chandan ...ok :hmph: ) I want to be a mean umpire :spin: :spin: :spin: .....

You think we are mad? Do you know what is common to Hair & Bucknor? They both started out as school teachers.

[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Why can't i be the umpire too....how come chandan gets to umpire?(nothing personal chandan ...ok :hmph: ) I want to be a mean umpire :spin: :spin: :spin: .....

You think we are mad? Do you know what is common to Hair & Bucknor? They both started out as school teachers.

is it thats funny, they both are terrible umpires, remeber Sachins wicket in AUSTRALIA 2004.

[beetle]

Re: Forum Cricket Match They both started out as school teachers. sachi?...jhooth nahi bolte.....dhondy :tired: thanks parth.....you write well too parth....

[Guest BossBhai]

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[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

They both started out as school teachers. sachi?...jhooth nahi bolte.....dhondy :tired: thanks parth.....you write well too parth....

Not as good as Dhondy, Im rubbish, Im not the true writer.

[apocalypse]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Why can't i be the umpire too....how come chandan gets to umpire?(nothing personal chandan ...ok :hmph: ) I want to be a mean umpire :spin: :spin: :spin: .....

You think we are mad? Do you know what is common to Hair & Bucknor? They both started out as school teachers.

lol eeth ka jawaab pathar se diya :lmao: :lmao:

[beetle]

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[Dhondy]

Re: Forum Cricket Match OK, here's the deal, Parth. The two of us, you and I, have to write on religion. There is no future in cricket scribing. But just like cricket, religion needs practice. So starting tomorrow, let's you and I read up the Talmuds, Quran, Bible, Gita and whatever bloody books out there written by people with long beards. Then we'll convert- Hinduism to Islam, Islam to Judaism, back to Christianity, a bit of Buddhism...not Jainism though, the fella who started it didn't wear clothes, and I ain't emulating him... OK? We'll change our religion by the hour until we get vertigo. All part of the enlightenment, kid. At the end of it, we'll be ready. We'll take on all these guys at their own game and debate the shyte out of them. We'll nod our head sagely, like Christopher Martin Jenkins having a convo with Henry Bloefield, and discuss interesting stuff like tridents, crosses, and amulets for the rest of our life. Who knows, we might even be able to start cults called Baba Dhondy or ITCHCON or Reverend Parth.. Game?

[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

OK, here's the deal, Parth. The two of us, you and I, have to write on religion. There is no future in cricket scribing. But just like cricket, religion needs practice. So starting tomorrow, let's you and I read up the Talmuds, Quran, Bible, Gita and whatever bloody books out there written by people with long beards. Then we'll convert- Hinduism to Islam, Islam to Judaism, back to Christianity, a bit of Buddhism...not Jainism though, the fella who started it didn't wear clothes, and I ain't emulating him... OK? We'll change our religion by the hour until we get vertigo. All part of the enlightenment, kid. At the end of it, we'll be ready. We'll take on all these guys at their own game and debate the shyte out of them. We'll nod our head sagely, like Christopher Martin Jenkins having a convo with Henry Bloefield, and discuss interesting stuff like tridents, crosses, and amulets for the rest of our life. Who knows, we might even be able to start cults called Baba Dhondy or ITCHCON or Reverend Parth.. Game?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA good one Dhondy.BABA DHONDY hahahahhahahahaa REVEREND PARTH hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[Bumper]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

Why can't i be the umpire too....how come chandan gets to umpire?(nothing personal chandan ...ok :hmph: ) I want to be a mean umpire :spin: :spin: :spin: .....

You think we are mad? Do you know what is common to Hair & Bucknor? They both started out as school teachers.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Bumper]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

As Lurker reverse swept a ball just short of a good length for six, Parth came back into the balcony and dressing room after playing a good 63. "How the hell was I out, the ball was damaged, the sightscreen wasnt placed properly and Ravi was whispering shouting at his fielders while the ball was bowled." Parth through his bat everywhere and his gloves, all the contributors were hiding, Parth quietened down but had a huge sulck on his face. Back to the game then, the score was 165-3 and Lurker was just about to find the middle of the bat. He called 12man VIVERI. Lurker wanted a new bat, the bat was perfecttley alright but he needed a breather, Umpire SHailesh and Chandan told Lurker he cant call the 12 man any longer because he already had asked for many things already. Ravi was pulling his hair out :wall: :huh: :huh: and in tension. He didnt know what to do. Ravi was shouting at everyone, and as Rajeev dropped a sitter, Ravi nearly walked of the pitch, but his grit and determination stopped him, (and the drinks were coming on soon) The match wasnt going anywhere and all of a sudden Lurker went on into super mode, hitting sixes and fours everywhere, Predator was biting his nails in the dressing room because after these two the batting was a bit weary. But upto the challenge was MUNDA PAKISTANI who was waiting to come in. Looking really confident, he was just waiting to come in, although he had a reputation of getting run out like his hero INZY. Meanwhile on the pitch Ravi wanted to bowl his last few overs, as the founders couldnt get any wickets. The pitch was a batsemens paradise fulll of runs. A lush fast outfield with the sun beating down. British Virginia Islands was a great place to play. The score past 200. 200-3 with 15 overs left. Parth wanted to bat again but was denied by the match referee, Radhika. Parth whispered that she was one mean umpire. (anyone like it, I can write more)

Good attempt Parth. Prove to me that its a not a cut-paste from cricinfo :lmao:

[Guest BossBhai]

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[Parth]

Re: Forum Cricket Match How can it be a cut and paste, It took me ages to write it,why would the re be names like munda pakistani and Parth on cricinfo. You hurt my feelings Ok im back now :wtg: :wtg: :hmph: :chin: :hic:

[Bumper]

Re: Forum Cricket Match

The two of us, you and I, have to write on religion. There is no future in cricket scribing.

What have u done to Dhondy, Radhika ? Ever since u wanted to be an umpire, Dhondy sees no future in cricket. :hic: