Cricket commentry : The following shall be shot at dawn tomorrow

[Mr. Wicket]

Siva Lal Rameez And the inbred, moronic f-wit in the crowd with the sign reading 'Cricket without commentary is like cake without icing', which of course the band of jackasses behind the mic now will not shut up about. Live mics = danger, in the wrong hands.

[Rajiv]

smith and wesson or Ak-47?

[Mr. Wicket]

Both, directed at different areas. :D

[f.b.m]

That, or face Steyn, Morkel and Sharma on day 5 without genital protection

[Willow_on_fire]

Siva Lal Rameez And the inbred, moronic f-wit in the crowd with the sign reading 'Cricket without commentary is like cake without icing', which of course the band of jackasses behind the mic now will not shut up about. Live mics = danger, in the wrong hands.

All the three are Namooneys....:haha:

[Mr. Wicket]

That' date=' or face Steyn, Morkel and Sharma on day 5 without genital protection[/quote'] With the first three, it's not like there's anything to protect.

[f.b.m]

Fair enough. Things got really annoying now. Ramiz Raja " You dont have a pic on the BCCI profile! Atleast I'm important." I might have to reconsider my stance on the death sentence.

[Mr. Wicket]

Heck, the Geneva Convention's rules should not apply to those incompetent, loudmouthed arseholes.

[Rajiv]

Salil, have you turned bald yet?

[Mr. Wicket]

I had the volume down, for the benefit of my sanity. Turned it up a minute ago, and straight away I hear Siva discussing a bulge in Sreesanth's pocket. WHAT IN THE BLUE F&CK IS GOING ON?

[Willow_on_fire]

I had the volume down, for the benefit of my sanity. Turned it up a minute ago, and straight away I hear Siva discussing a bulge in Sreesanth's pocket. WHAT IN THE BLUE F&CK IS GOING ON?

:hysterical:

[f.b.m]

Also: Rameez: The fielders are hanging around like vultures around the bat. Arul lal: Speaking of vultures, havent seen them in the indian skies for some time... blah, blah, blah.. That was it. I couldnt take it anymore. Müt button für Alle.

[Cricketics]

Heck, Manjrekar was atleast better.. atleast he used to make some sense..

[mhr123]

I had the volume down, for the benefit of my sanity. Turned it up a minute ago, and straight away I hear Siva discussing a bulge in Sreesanth's pocket. WHAT IN THE BLUE F&CK IS GOING ON?

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[gs]

Can we please use the heavy roller on Arun Lal? Now that the test is over and we dont need the heavy roller for the pitch any more, can we please use it on this man? :viking: And we could treat this guy as the practice pitch: :mad: