The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The Fab Four is History.........India now has the Fab One !!! Veeru "Kojak" Sehwag !!! The more the man gets bald, the more runs he is making !!! Could we get a Mumbai barber to shave out his few remaining strands.. ??? If this can be arranged, the Fab One could make that BCL 400 dead in its boots !!! Link to comment
Bumper Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Fab One:hysterical: Welcome back TBP. Link to comment
The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Bumps, I believe the Fab One can seriously threaten Lara's record. He is the only batsman in modern day cricket who has the Lara trait of big hundreds, scoring doubles and triples !! Kojak can do it..........the problem is he is not getting any support from the Former Fab Four. What's up with Sachin ??? Clearly he did not watch the Shiv video as I instructed !! What will happen in this test is that the Lankan tail will wag as it usually does and come close to India's 329. Then it will be all up to the second inns !! Second inns ???.........Damnnn....we can again forget about getting anything from Sachin !!! Will India hold their nerve in this match ??? Kojak holds the key !!! Link to comment
The Outsider Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Jesus!!! Fab One!!:hysterical: Princey we miss you!!! The video you instructed Sachin to watch was tampered by SL customs. Link to comment
The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Schwetty........I suspected that this record issue would have over-whelmed Sachin ! This is why I asked Shiv to send Sachin his video of HOW TO NOT GET OUT WHILE MAKING TONS OF RUNS !!! If SL customs have sabotaged the video.....then Sachin has no hope ! It will be all down to Kojak..........and perhaps captain Kumble ! PS RIP Fab Four ! Link to comment
gs Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The saga of the Fab One and the Popat 4 :giggle: Link to comment
DravidDaBest Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Schwetty........I suspected that this record issue would have over-whelmed Sachin ! This is why I asked Shiv to send Sachin his video of HOW TO NOT GET OUT WHILE MAKING TONS OF RUNS !!! If SL customs have sabotaged the video.....then Sachin has no hope ! It will be all down to Kojak..........and perhaps captain Kumble ! PS RIP Fab Four ! TBP If you can talk soo much (even coming from a losing WI team), its dreadful to imagine what you'd be doing if your team performed as good as Fab 4 did in the last decade. The only way you can ever gloat in your life time is by talking bad about others as you've got an empty pot. PS - Gayle got bored of losing...so did you find your next losing captain? Link to comment
The Outsider Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Princey, did you do lateral inversion in the video you sent to Sachin. We don't want him trying to play left handed. I am in touch with my contacts to get to smuggle the video in again - but we need a copy which has been laterally inverted. Link to comment
Guest BossBhai Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 -- Removed on request of the user -- Link to comment
The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 This is true........Windies have an empty pot........only some bhaji and baigan available. But I hope that the demise of the Former Fab Four does not leave India with no roti. I would start training Rohit and Raina in test cricket asap ! Link to comment
The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Princey' date=' did you do lateral inversion in the video you sent to Sachin. We don't want him trying to play left handed. I am in touch with my contacts to get to smuggle the video in again - but we need a copy which has been laterally inverted.[/quote'] Schwetty, the Shiv video - HOW TO MAKE TONS OF RUNS WHILE PRESERVING YOUR WICKET - is very simple and straight-forward with no need to do any lateral inversion. For instance, I believe that the chapter "HOW TO BAT UNDER PRESSURE" will assist Sachin immensely. Link to comment
gs Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Schwetty, the Shiv video - HOW TO MAKE TONS OF RUNS WHILE PRESERVING YOUR WICKET - is very simple and straight-forward with no need to do any lateral inversion. For instance, I believe that the chapter "HOW TO BAT UNDER PRESSURE" will assist Sachin immensely. Also, a "second innings batting guide" would probably help as well. :hatsoff: Link to comment
The_Black_Prince Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Indeed, GS. As part of the well laid out chapter "HOW TO BAT UNDER PRESSURE", Shiv goes into detail in "HOW TO BAT IN THE ALL-IMPORTANT 2ND INNINGS". In this area, Shiv points out that neither Lara and Sachin can be depended on when the game is on the line. The video also gives us a mathematical equation - 2nd INNINGS = Always Sachin Fail. Link to comment
satishg Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The Fab Four is History.........India now has the Fab One !!! Veeru "Kojak" Sehwag !!! The more the man gets bald, the more runs he is making !!! Could we get a Mumbai barber to shave out his few remaining strands.. ??? If this can be arranged, the Fab One could make that BCL 400 dead in its boots !!! :hysterical::hysterical: brilliant and fab one lol brilliant again Link to comment
dial_100 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I thought it was fab 1 and half??? Link to comment
Chaos Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 hiding in ur tunnel during aus test series dawg? Link to comment
Willow_on_fire Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Sehwag the dashing player!!!! Thanks for giving India hope to win this match...:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
Willow_on_fire Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 23 views and counting...lol... on this thread...so far no one wants to thank Sehwag....you seem like a nervous bunch...:hysterical: Link to comment
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