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A friend of mine and I going back to our hostel drunk on a scooter see a man painting a pole. Me to my friend : Scooter roko....roko!! We stop. Me to the guy painting the pole : Bhaisahab kya kar rahe ho? Guy : Dikhta nahin pole paint kar raha hoon. Me : Jab ho jaaye to andar le lena. Drive off.
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A friend of mine and I going back to our hostel drunk on a scooter see a man painting a pole. Me to my friend : Scooter roko....roko!! We stop. Me to the guy painting the pole : Bhaisahab kya kar rahe ho? Guy : Dikhta nahin pole paint kar raha hoon. Me : Jab ho jaaye to andar le lena. Drive off.
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/repost/ Also, once in Westside (blore), there was this American couple.... "Excuse me, are you guys foreigners?" The woman cracks up and says, "Ye think?" "Just a wild guess. I've been going to these mind-reading classes. Hey, they seem to be working!" Laughter. I take the guy's hand. "Let me show you how to shake hands Desi style!" The woman says, "Uh oh, what's happening here..." I say, "That's right, I'm a swindler. Watch out!" I finish my impromptu handshake with a high five. "And now...I hug your lady." I hug and she gasps. Good awesome fun. :D

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