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When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?" Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in. When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said. Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know." St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?" Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?" St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!" She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.":blink: ...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.":clap: ...Governor George W. Bush "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.":hmmm: ...Governor George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.":hmmmm: ...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93 "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.":wall: ...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95 Finally the classic "Public speaking is very easy.":hail: ...Governor George W. Bush to reporters
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My all-time favourite: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." did he really say these?:hysterical:

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." did he really say these?:hysterical:
He also said "I have travelled to all corners of this country ... all 57 states!!" He also said that people with asthma are not getting breathalyzers (I think he meant "inhaler") because the healthcare system is messed up. And in an attempt to be self-effacing, he said that his bowling skills were like those that take part in Special olympics. Moron!
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Nope they had nothin to do with the holocaust.
Then how exactly it became part of american history? :haha: Was it then the Jews have come running to US?
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