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Guest Hiten.

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What does Appam loosely translate to ?

mhr123 Newbie

mhr123

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Appam is like a Dosa orginated in Kerala and famous in south India appam.jpg
yah i had tried appam at one of my friends house (he is from kerela) , very tasty .. mutton ke saath iska combination is superb..
zubinpepsi Proficient

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Thx for info:two_thumbs_up:. But Appam and that part go well together:hmmmm:? I prefer appam with milk or mutton curry.:woot:
I prefer punani with cream....
ViruRulez Newbie

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So SRK has decided to make Pwnting the captain next year .. he perhaps forgot that Pwnting had only achieved success as a captain because his team was good .. does SRK think KKR has a good team :doh: He is a big fool who had opted for Mortaza for 600K when he was available for base price of 50K and then did not play him even once .. he had very good options like Aussie keeper Brad Haddin for merely 150K, SA player Ashwell Prince for 100k and many other such options I dont think Pwnting will accept the captaincy anyways as he is paid only 200K while Mortaza is paid 600K :hehe:

Desi Cartman Newbie

Desi Cartman

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So SRK has decided to make Pwnting the captain next year .. he perhaps forgot that Pwnting had only achieved success as a captain because his team was good .. does SRK think KKR has a good team :doh: He is a big fool who had opted for Mortaza for 600K when he was available for base price of 50K and then did not play him even once .. he had very good options like Aussie keeper Brad Haddin for merely 150K, SA player Ashwell Prince for 100k and many other such options I dont think Pwnting will accept the captaincy anyways as he is paid only 200K while Mortaza is paid 600K :hehe:
he renegotiated his contract before the start of IPL 1 .. IMO he wont play next year either
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Who is Durban of Patiala, Saala Slimeball (Lalit ??) :dontknow: Vakeel = Sangakara Cool dude = MSD MSD's reply to Sree was funny :cantstop:

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punjabi_khota

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Who is Durban of Patiala, Saala Slimeball (Lalit ??) :dontknow: Vakeel = Sangakara Cool dude = MSD MSD's reply to Sree was funny :cantstop:
Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody Saala Slimeball=Modi
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Why is Buchanan such a b.tch ? Isn't the rule of "4 foreign players" applied to all teams ? Haven't the other teams spotted their local talent ? Buchanan is making a complete ass out of himself and whatever creditability he earned during Aussie reign (thanks to the stars he had in the squad). It is good to see that Brendon has realized that John depends on his laptop rather than players to perform..now I hope SRK takes a step back and let his players decide John's fate ..which is quite obvious

punjabi_khota Enthusiast

punjabi_khota

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Why is Buchanan such a b.tch ? Isn't the rule of "4 foreign players" applied to all teams ? Haven't the other teams spotted their local talent ? Buchanan is making a complete ass out of himself and whatever creditability he earned during Aussie reign (thanks to the stars he had in the squad). It is good to see that Brendon has realized that John depends on his laptop rather than players to perform..now I hope SRK takes a step back and let his players decide John's fate ..which is quite obvious
Buchanan is a c_unt and he is done for. Shahrukh, for all his stupid naataks, is no fool and he has probably realized his folly. The only reason he hasn't fired Bookha is because he doesn't want any more mess in the middle of the tournament. Bhookha will go bhookha rest of his life. Once again, warne the legend has been proven right.
chandu1256 Newbie

chandu1256

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Aaila = Tendulkar Appam ******* = Sreesanth (the best nickname out of all) Babli = Preity Zinta Badshah/ Vinnie /Dildo = SRK (LOLZ) Batliwala = Vijay Mallya Bevdaa = Ryder Bevdaas = Royal Challengers Bangalore Bhookha naan = Buchanan Big Brother = Raj Kundra - Big Sis's boy toy Big Mac = Mathew HAyden Big sis = Shilpa Shetty Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya (he is in the mgmt of KKR, also the PRIME contender for the title of the Fake IPL Player) Bublee = Bret Lee Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha Bunty = Ness Wadia Calypso = Chris Gayle Castro = Fidel Edwards Chikna Pussy = David Hussey Chinnu Popli = Virat Kohli Chirkut Teli = Bharat Chipli Cool Dude =Dhoni Dewar = Rahul Dravid Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody(Coach of KXIP) Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie = Sourav Gangly Lady Jaya = Jayawardene Little John = Ishant Sharma Little sis = Shamita Shetty Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla Meera Bhai = Harbhajan Original Bevda = Jesse Ryder Paedophile priest = Gilchrist Pamela Indersingh = VRV Singh Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj RDB = Rohan Bannerjee Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi Shakespeare = Akash Chopra Sheikh = Shane Warne Skipper = McCullum Springbock = Rander Wyke Sticky something = Ricky Ponting Stylebhai = Murali Karthik Vakil Saab = Kumara Sangakkara(as he is a trained lawyer) VVS Ram = VVS Laxman am i right? correct me if i am wrong

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