Don Sharma Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come-a-first. Den I come. Den two asses come-a- together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come-a-together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's-a talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell-a 'Mississippi'." :cantstop:
DomainK Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
beetle Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 :haha::haha: Yem aye yes yes aye pee pee aye:--D Raang. Yem aye yes yes aye yes yes aye pee pee aye.:hysterical::hysterical:
nikred Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 Raang. Yem aye yes yes aye yes yes aye pee pee aye.:hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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