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I have a question A racist is someone who discriminates against people of other races.. A sexist is someone who discriminates against people of the other sex.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then why is a 'Linguist' not a person who discriminates against people of other languages? :hmmm:

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hmmmmm dunno but i have similar question for you! if olive oil is made of olives if sunflower oil is made from sunflower seeds . . . . . . . . . . . . . whats baby oil made from? :giggle:

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because its the otherside of teflon that sticks to the alluminium!! and its the non stick side that makes the pan non stick no the sticky side! duh! stick to CIMA dont think about rocket science will you!

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** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~ ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~ ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~ ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~ ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~ ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~ ** Why is a boxing ring square?~~ ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~ ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~ ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~ ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~ ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~ ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~ ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~ ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~ ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~ ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~ ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~ ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~ ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~
clearly ur chick has strange habits! :giggle: JK :icflove:
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because its the otherside of teflon that sticks to the alluminium!! and its the non stick side that makes the pan non stick no the sticky side! duh! stick to CIMA dont think about rocket science will you!
DUH If youre going to be all PEDANTIC on me, Ill have you know that baby oil is NOT made of babies. Sorry. I know youre dissapointed.
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DUH If youre going to be all PEDANTIC on me, Ill have you know that baby oil is NOT made of babies. Sorry. I know youre dissapointed.
:omg: next ur gonna tell me that santa and the tooth fairy doesnt exist either :bawling:
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I am engaged. Shes not quite my chick. yet. I certainly havent seen her put mascara on. Will watch out for that and the lipstick one. :hmmm:

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I am engaged. Shes not quite my chick. yet. I certainly havent seen her put mascara on. Will watch out for that and the lipstick one. :hmmm:
aawww urs was arranged right?? yeah still at work am duty senior again so means i have to make sure all the homeless apps have been looked at before i leave :((
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