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lol shubman says he likes me! :wall:
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: PS: Shaadi UP ya Bihar me? :lol:
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:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: PS: Shaadi UP ya Bihar me? :lol:
oh please! arent my options wonderful!! i have sunny asking me to reconsider my marriage and go for a younger model and i have shubman who likes me! result! :dance: not! :((
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oh please! arent my options wonderful!! i have sunny asking me to reconsider my marriage and go for a younger model and i have shubman who likes me! result! :dance: not! :((
It proves that India is still home to the largest number of despos in the world. Aal izz well.
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It proves that India is still home to the largest number of despos in the world. Aal izz well.
Gunner are you suggesting that the person would have to be a despo to go after CG?? :headshake: sorry bro :phehehe:
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Gunner are you suggesting that the person would have to be a despo to go after CG?? :headshake: sorry bro :phehehe:
:phehehe:
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poyz got pwned in IPL am loving it :haha:
You should see the heartburn in all our padosi forums. Poyzz on either side are extremely unhappy. :haha::haha:
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Folks, How're we all doing today? Bit harsh that IPL pakpwnage - they are cracking T20 players. I dont understand why... Are they scared they wont fulfill the contracts?

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oh please! arent my options wonderful!! i have sunny asking me to reconsider my marriage and go for a younger model and i have shubman who likes me! result! :dance: not! :((
:(( i kill u both last!
Hey CG,need some help?
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here's a good one! :P I recall my first time with a c*nd*m, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of c*nd*ms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. Yes, It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I did the deed. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, within a few minutes I was done. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.

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