DomainK Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman ---------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield ----------------------------------------------------------- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle ------------------------------------------------------------ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, In the lake." -Henny Youngman -------------------------------------------------------------- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman ----------------------------------------------------------------- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --------------------------------------------------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. ---------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. --------------------------------------------------------- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. ------------------------------------------------------- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. ---------------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ---------------------------------------------------------- Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. --------------------------------------------------------- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. ---------------------------------------------------------- A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." -------------------------------------------------------- A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied, ---------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ---------------------------------------------------------- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. ------------------------------------------------------ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all. --------------------------------------------------------- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ---------------------------------------------------------- A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." --------------------------------------------------------- Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ---------------------------------------------------------- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cндябеяs Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 u married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 u married? Nope....just learning from those who are. But this one comes right out of my mail box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nash Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Excellent... Tks. man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 :(( Is that true Desi? :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Is that true Desi? :nervous: yes :sniffle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 yes :sniffle: :afraid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 :agree: totally true! ask Mr CG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 :agree: totally true! ask Mr CG!! It would be nice to have Mr.CG on ICF too. But any way pls convey my heartfelt condolences to him:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aditi Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Will have to pass this on to Mr. Aditi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 It would be nice to have Mr.CG on ICF too. But any way pls convey my heartfelt condolences to him:--D lol Mr CG isnt into cricket! :(( yehi toh big problem hai humaare ghar mein! thank god my cute beta plays cricket like a pro! B-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 nice ones again domain k u re not married and i hope u wil think twice b4 marrying ne1 after having read this :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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