gaurav92 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 PJ Fever once again :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 good job dk:clap: :two_thumbs_up: PJ Fever once again :(( Yes, the good old days of great PJs are back.:yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts another leg and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts the third leg and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts the fourth leg and says, "chal.....", it does not move. Finally he wrote the conclusion: "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.":hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units? - Pizza! Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h =>pi*z*z* a =Pizza Hence Proved.:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 What do you call the most religious unit in electric science? -Ohm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 A group of elephants were sitting on the street, a beautiful n slim female elephant passed by. wat does de loafer elephant says ???? wow .......3600...2400...3600 !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir john Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dk i am sending your pj to my special one ,thats make her laugh.:yay: good job bhai.:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Male or female? Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often overinflated. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 dk i am sending your pj to my special one ,thats make her laugh.:yay: good job bhai.:two_thumbs_up: :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Q) What is the Center of Gravity? A) "V" How????? "gra V ity" :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Beggar - Sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab - Tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte hue??? Beggar - Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts another leg and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts the third leg and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts the fourth leg and says, "chal.....", it does not move. Finally he wrote the conclusion: "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.":hysterical: :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Keep 'em coming DK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 nice ones DK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 nice ones DK! Thanks. You always like my jokes. :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Time for season 3, guys. Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 there are 10 different kinds of people in this world Those that know binary and those that don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Equation 1: Study = Don't fail Equation 2: Don't Study = Fail Adding equations 1 and 2: Study + Dont Study= Fail +Don't Fail => Study(1+Dont)= Fail(1 + Dont) => Study = Fail. Hence proved.:bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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