Nova Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. what can happen to me?' So he stays............. Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.> 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at age 15, but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear the two of you to have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says, `Kem Chho, Bapu ? ... The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !!
gaurav92 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 fabulous joke :hysterical: oh my word that was hilarious :hysterical:
Nova Posted October 11, 2009 Author Posted October 11, 2009 I laughed out loud at this...that's why I posted it. For some folks it tickles the funny bone and some just don't get it. :P
yoda Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 :hysterical: man there's a lot to learn from this one. what do the last two lines say ? from the limited gujju i know: first guy asks "how are you or what's up" second guy (also a gujju ofc) answers "doing good or fine or great or something like that"
gaurav92 Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 well u ve got to understand a lil bit of gujju if u want to perfectly understand this joke, this was amazing joke
panesarv Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: nice one!!
flamy Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 well u ve got to understand a lil bit of gujju if u want to perfectly understand this joke' date=' this was amazing joke[/quote'] the jokemaster has approved it
meloveindia Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 bahu saras mazaa padi gayi ne :-) garvi gujarat
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