CSK Fan Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Making it to the Indian team when 1) You suddenly seem to be turning up a lot in the background when NEO sports interviews superstars 2) Arun Lal starts pronouncing your name the way its meant. Well, almost 3) The speedgun clocks you over 135kph (even though you were just throwing the ball from the boundary to the keeper) 4) The groundsmen suddenly start having fights with you when you turn up for practise 5) The state you belong to suddenly becomes connected to your identity. No matter what you do, you are either bringing fame or shame to it 6) You have your own thread on ICF Making it to the Pakistani team when 1) You know how to hold the bat the right way up 2) Your strike rate is more than your bank balance and IQ combined 3) Your family doctor is also the witchdoctor of the nearest village 4) You live within 100 sqaure km of a relative of a selector 5) You consider every player in the team as your brother but will not hesitate to stab anyone in the back at the slightest possible opportunity 6) There are ten threads on ICF calling you over-rated Link to comment
CSK Fan Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Someone do this for the other teams Link to comment
Temujin Khaghan Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Some common observations after making it to the Kiwi Team 1) Leave the non-cricketing nations, even when you are enjoying a holiday in a cricketing nation, no one recognizes you. 2) You are considered the "underdog" even when you are fighting against a haystack 3) Your home can be seen from the corner in one of the scenes in the Peter Jackson's LOTR triology. 4) You are a paler version of one of the aussie cricketers, but yet you dont get laid when you visit the IPL. 5) You have absolutely no idea why Virender Sehwag hates your bowling. 6) If you are out of the team, you would rather watch a re-run of a rugby match featuring the black caps rather than watch NZ cricket team in a worldcup final against australia. Link to comment
CSK Fan Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Some common observations after making it to the Kiwi Team 1) Leave the non-cricketing nations, even when you are enjoying a holiday in a cricketing nation, no one recognizes you. 2) You are considered the "underdog" even when you are fighting against a haystack 3) Your home can be seen from the corner in one of the scenes in the Peter Jackson's LOTR triology. 4) You are a paler version of one of the aussie cricketers, but yet you dont get laid when you visit the IPL. 5) You have absolutely no idea why Virender Sehwag hates your bowling. 6) If you are out of the team, you would rather watch a re-run of a rugby match featuring the black caps rather than watch NZ cricket team in a worldcup final against australia. :hysterical: Link to comment
Sachinism Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 One for the England side - Be born in South Africa or anywhere that isn't England Link to comment
The Outsider Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Some common observations after making it to the Kiwi Team 1) Leave the non-cricketing nations, even when you are enjoying a holiday in a cricketing nation, no one recognizes you. 2) You are considered the "underdog" even when you are fighting against a haystack 3) Your home can be seen from the corner in one of the scenes in the Peter Jackson's LOTR triology. 4) You are a paler version of one of the aussie cricketers, but yet you dont get laid when you visit the IPL. 5) You have absolutely no idea why Virender Sehwag hates your bowling. 6) If you are out of the team, you would rather watch a re-run of a rugby match featuring the black caps rather than watch NZ cricket team in a worldcup final against australia. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Good ones! Link to comment
Karan114 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Some common observations after making it to the Kiwi Team 1) Leave the non-cricketing nations, even when you are enjoying a holiday in a cricketing nation, no one recognizes you. 2) You are considered the "underdog" even when you are fighting against a haystack 3) Your home can be seen from the corner in one of the scenes in the Peter Jackson's LOTR triology. 4) You are a paler version of one of the aussie cricketers, but yet you dont get laid when you visit the IPL. 5) You have absolutely no idea why Virender Sehwag hates your bowling. 6) If you are out of the team, you would rather watch a re-run of a rugby match featuring the black caps rather than watch NZ cricket team in a worldcup final against australia. Nice :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
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