Dark Warrior Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 NDTV: Victim: 'Sharad Pawar Touched My Breasts' Think yourself lucky - he ****ed the rest of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Seriously I should stop with the black jokes. I grew up with black kids.Until my dad sold them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Sussex police are looking for 3 racist attackers. I'm getting an application form, do you want one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 My girlfriend was chatting with her mate earlier, when I asked if we could take our relationship to the next level.She started nattering on about wedding's and dresses."For feck sake women," I interrupted. "Just ask your mate if she'd be game for threesome". :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 My girlfriend was chatting with her mate earlier, when I asked if we could take our relationship to the next level.She started nattering on about wedding's and dresses."For feck sake women," I interrupted. "Just ask your mate if she'd be game for threesome". :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 NDTV: Victim: 'Sharad Pawar Touched My Breasts' Think yourself lucky - he ****ed the rest of the country. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 I've just come out the chippy with a meat and potato pie,large portion of chips,curry sauce and a jumbo sausage. a poor cold homeless Paki sat there and said "lve not eaten for 4 days" I told him "I wish I had your fecking willpower"! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 What do you call an irishman who bounces off walls? Rick O'Shea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 NDTV: Victim: 'Sharad Pawar Touched My Breasts' Think yourself lucky - he ****ed the rest of the country. :((:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 Just been to hospital to have a mole removed from my penis.........the RSPCA let me off with a warning this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said " you remind me of my little toe" she said " is that because I'm small and cute " I replied " no because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table later on!" :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.* I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Not funny Sachinism..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.* I can't wait to see what we're having' date=' a boy or an abortion.[/quote'] Beetle Auntyji, that joke is actually the mentality of around about 50% of the villagers in India. Don't you know the stats of Girls per thousand boys ratio ? The uneducated couples (especially belonging to poor families) have titled their desire in favour of male child because they see it as an opportunity to alleviate their hunger. As boys would do work unlike girls who are just meant to know about the kitchen and children. The mindset has changed alright, but it still exists in many parts. But yes I agree, the joke was not funny, but as a fact, it should be taken seriously and immediately acted upon by creating an awareness about the ill effects of concentrating only on having male child, the effect on the mother and the child who takes birth. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Beetle Auntyji, that joke is actually the mentality of around about 50% of the villagers in India. Don't you know the stats of Girls per thousand boys ratio ? The uneducated couples (especially belonging to poor families) have titled their desire in favour of male child because they see it as an opportunity to alleviate their hunger. As boys would do work unlike girls who are just meant to know about the kitchen and children. The mindset has changed alright, but it still exists in many parts. But yes I agree, the joke was not funny, but as a fact, it should be taken seriously and immediately acted upon by creating an awareness about the ill effects of concentrating only on having male child, the effect on the mother and the child who takes birth. etc. That is exactly why it is not a joke sweety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 That is exactly why it is not a joke sweety. Oh yeah quite right :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Oh come on, coz it makes fun of something that is part-reality in India its not funny? But we can laugh at others. Yeh its a bit extreme and a sad reality, but at the end of the day, which is meant to shock some people, while making them and the rest aware of this reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 London police are in trouble again. They have just shot a bus load of thalidomide pakistanis who were suspected of bringing small arms into the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Paddy is painting the lounge when his wife walks in and can't believe how well he's doing, but the sweat is dripping off him. She asks "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parka?" Paddy says "Helllooo, read the fecking tin. It says for 'best results put on two coats!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I am with beetle on this one. No laughing matter it is :(( G92, you are wrong here. It is not just the uneducated couples who are in favour of the male child. Punjab and Haryana , have the lowest girls: boys ratio (under 6 years) and they are the most affluent states in India. Furtermore, the sex ratio doesn't vary much across different income groups, indicating that the rich/educated parents are as likely to kill off the female child as the poor/uneducated ones. In some districts, its the poor people who have a better child sex ratio than the rich. This is one social problem that you can't slip under the rug by calling it an issue of the uneducated. No I didn't say only in the uneducated class, I meant mostly in uneducated class especially in rural areas. In cities and urban India, it has dropped down considerably due to awareness campaigns by the Government, but in most of the interiors of Rajasthan, Gujarat and Haryana it still exists. Yes, it is a very serious issue and needs to be looked upon strictly by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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