Kalia_Test Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 लूज मोशन से पीड़ित अरुण लाल काफी देर टॉयलेट के बाहर खड़े थे, वाइफ ने गेट खोला और बोली: जाइए अंदर। अरुण: अब तो बस औपचारिकता ही शेष रह गयी है। :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Arun Lal sees a beautiful girl and suddenly shakes violently. Harsha Bhogle: What happened Arun Lal: मिड्ल ऑर्डर लड़खड़ाया Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricket_Hacker Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 These Arun lal jokes :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachin=GOD Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Arun Lal celebrates 20th marriage anniversary. Friend: "A few words about your wife...?" Arun Lal: "पूरी तरह से दबदबा बना रखा है" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir ji Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 :hysterical: Sent from my MI 3W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Arun Lal sees a beautiful girl and suddenly shakes violently. Harsha Bhogle: What happened Arun Lal: मिड्ल ऑर्डर लड़खड़ाया :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Just been to the shop and I've noticed they now have barriers blocking you from seeing the cigarettes, apparently it's a deterrent to stop you wanting them as you can't see them. What a load of crap, boobs are covered by bras and that doesn't stop you wanting the goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 I was just looking at my house on Google Streetview and I saw my wife through the window in the front room, sha*ging the milkman. It was only after I'd bludgeoned her to death that I realised that the image was two years old. When I used to be a milkman. :--D:--D:--D :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 Ladies: The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a very low cut blouse :yay::yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 If there's one thing you will not see at a masturbation addiction meeting, it's people shaking hands. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 A woman meets a guy in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she noticed that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put in to organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Could he be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss; the passion builds; and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,they lie there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." :yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted April 8, 2015 Author Share Posted April 8, 2015 What's the difference between sin and shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 My girlfriend is a miserable old bi*ch. Even after two weeks in the Bahamas! Unbelievable! Worst welcome home ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 Having sex with fat girls is about as much fun as having Abu Hamza as your volleyball partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 My girlfriend is always getting quite suspicious about my behaviour. She'll often ring me four or five times a day asking where I am or what I'm doing. It really is very irritating. Even more so when my wife does it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now." Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?" "No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant." :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 One guy asks the other, "Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?" The second guy says, "No, but I've woken up with plenty." :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick." :haha::haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!" :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Man: "I never have, I am Jewish." Father: "Then why are telling me all this?" Man: "I’m telling everybody!" :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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