dev.goswami Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 as for as the jokes :(( :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Chaos reigns at the winter olympics. After the death in the luge, the irish bob sleigh team are now refusing to compete until the course is gritted. Renault and ford are working on a small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the ford Taurus, calling it the "CLITAURUS". It comes in pink, the male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on, even if someone tell's him where it is or how to do it. Rumour is it leaks transmission fluid about once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Mad Mary was whizzing round the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by crazy Carl. 'licence please' said Carl. Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into loony Leon. 'insurance please' said Leon. Off zoomed Mary again until she was stopped by donkey Dave, naked with a eight inch hard on. 'Oh no' cried Mary, 'not the breathalizer again!' I won't say the wife is fat but she fell down the stairs last night and I thought Eastenders was starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev.goswami Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ^^For some unfortunate reason did not understand either of the jokes :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalini_singh Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 If u feel little bored If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalini_singh Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Mohabbat aur machchar Mohabat Ho Jaye : : Ya : : Machchar Kate : : Anjam 1 Hi He : : : What? Raat Ko Nind Nahi Aati.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalini_singh Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Wo bhi kya din the Wo bhi kya din the jab ham ‘hasino’ se gale mila karte the, Ye un dino ki baat hai jab hum keval 2 saal ke hua krte the. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalini_singh Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 In the morning In the morning I don't eat bcoz I think of u, At noon I don't eat bcoz I think of u, In the evening I don't eat bcoz I think of u, At night I don't sleep bcoz I'm hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 lal daisy :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViruRulez Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 :adore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 For me it's usually a lack of Vitamin G :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Are you Shubham? :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Iframe: Open in new window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravid Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 so when cani get some of u? :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 so when cani get some of u? :woot: Anytime honey. :icflove: Ps: Oh wait bobie wanna give you sum too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Anytime honey. :icflove: Ps: Oh wait bobie wanna give you sum too. Ji misquotes the post:hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravid Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 no he didnt, he is a homo :headshake: but the threesome idea sounds :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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