Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 My girlfriend is so posh, she insists I wash my hands in Evian before I finger her.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 My mate said, "If I won Rs 100 million on the lottery, I'd buy Pakistan for a laugh." I said, "What would you spend the other Rs. 99 million on?"
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 The average bloke thinks about sex once every six tits.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from Harry Potter, when your best friend gets the girl. Bang his sister instead!
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 If I could be a transformer, I'd like to be Emma Watson's vibrator.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Saying I am sorry and saying I apologize are the same thing, Unless you are at the funeral
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, whathave you done wrong?A. Made her chain too long.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Have any scientists ever thought to study prostitutes to determine why they never get headaches?
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 The real ornament of woman is her character, her purity. - Gandhi... Clearly he forgot her ability to make a sandwich.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 The only common factor between a V.agina and a Tin Roof is: If you don't screw it good enough, it may land up at the neighbor's house.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Quasiemodo goes into an asian brothel he sez how much for a shag, woman say £12.50, he replied i only have a tenner n she told him to feck off. He goes to a white brothel & its only £10.00 so he does the deed. 10 years later he bumps into a kid with a hump. Kid says "your my dad and its all your fault i have a hump". Quasie says "count yourself fecking lucky, if i had another £2.50 you'd be a paki!" :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
asterix Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Disappointment (noun): The feeling when you buffer 4 porn videos but cum during the first one. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :((
Sachinism Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 DW if you're posting one after the other keep it to one post
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Okay, I'll try! Actually I read these jokes and post them here as I find some worth a laugh. And continue reading. But for now... here's one more! What's the most annoying thing about getting a blowjob from a twelve year old? The Delhite accent.
Dark Warrior Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 I've no obsession for icf$ or to increase post count. Just posting here for fun!
Dark Warrior Posted July 23, 2011 Posted July 23, 2011 Lame :(( To padhta kyu hai... Ja g@@nd mara... :finger:
gaurav92 Posted July 23, 2011 Posted July 23, 2011 ^Jaise tu meri jokes padhta hai main teri padhta hu :--D
Dark Warrior Posted July 23, 2011 Posted July 23, 2011 My jokes are short and few are sarcastic, but not lame like yours. :dontknow:
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2011 Author Posted July 23, 2011 My budgie broke his leg today so i made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta matches.......his little face lit up when he tried to walk.
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