punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2011 Author Posted July 23, 2011 I was alone on a late train last night when a gorgeous cute girl got on and sat directly across from me. I couldn't help but notice her skirt had ridden up revealing her panties to me. She showed no interest in hiding her charms, her face was expressionless & she exuded an aloof sexuality I could not resist.I dropped to my knees, gradually moving forward with the sole intention of placing my nose & tongue between her parted thighs. As I got closer & could hear the panting get louder I thought to myself, "I really wish her guide dog would feck off!"
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2011 Author Posted July 23, 2011 Sky news- amy winehouse found dead in her flat In other news north london drug dealers file for bankruptcy
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2011 Author Posted July 23, 2011 Someone told me Amy Winehouse was dead, I said, No No No.
punjabiplaya Posted July 23, 2011 Author Posted July 23, 2011 Just saw Beyonce in the street and she was looking around frantically ."Have you seen my phone lying around anywhere?" She asked ."Afraid not sorry - Have you tried calling it?" I said: " No point - I've left it on silent" So I replied: "Well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it..."
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 What do you call a paki who owns a camel and a goat? Bisexual. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 Abduls so piss*ed off. whats up? i asked,They've just put the bus fare up in Bradford to 50 rupees!!!
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 My dyslexic mate has just said there's been a death in an army warehouse down London, know anything about it?
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 The Priest at Our Holy Father Primary school let the kids shave his hair for charity, he said at first it felt strange but it did make his co*k look bigger
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 Blonde teen girl asked her mom...."Is it true that babies come out of where boys put their penis??... .mom replies YES!!....girl replies... "Won't that break my jaw". :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 24, 2011 Author Posted July 24, 2011 Alex higgins oliver reed and george best r happy they just found out heavens gettin a winehouse
Guest Gunner Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from Harry Potter' date=' when your best friend gets the girl. Bang his sister instead![/quote']
punjabiplaya Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 First Jade, then Jacko, now Winehouse... The Goody, The Bad & The Ugly?
punjabiplaya Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 They say that it does no harm to give your children a little smack if they deserve it. I'm not sure Amy Winehouse's dad would agree with that!
punjabiplaya Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 Elton john has been confirmed to sing at Amy Winehouse's funeral, he will be singing a rendition of "Candle under the spoon".
punjabiplaya Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 The adult version of twinkle twinkle little star composed by a sardar Dimple dimple little star, let me feel under ur salwar, up above the thigh so high, always juicy never dry, come on baby dont be shy, let sardarji have a try :haha:
Laaloo Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 The adult version of twinkle twinkle little star composed by a sardar Dimple dimple little star, let me feel under ur salwar, up above the thigh so high, always juicy never dry, come on baby dont be shy, let sardarji have a try :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 The adult version of twinkle twinkle little star composed by a sardar Dimple dimple little star, let me feel under ur salwar, up above the thigh so high, always juicy never dry, come on baby dont be shy, let sardarji have a try :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop:
Dark Warrior Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 My girlfriend told me she was pregnant earlier. "There's only one thing for it", I said, "this calls for a shotgun..." "...wedding?" she said, a tear in her eye. "No", I replied, as I blasted her brains across the wall.
Dark Warrior Posted July 26, 2011 Posted July 26, 2011 My girlfriend thinks that I can never take anything seriously. "Of course I can," I pleaded. "You're in denial," she said sternly. "What does the longest river in the world have to do with this?" I retorted.
punjabiplaya Posted July 26, 2011 Author Posted July 26, 2011 This is a message to the wan*er in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. "you can hide but you cant run"
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