punjabiplaya Posted August 1, 2011 Author Posted August 1, 2011 Dear Deidre I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert?
Dark Warrior Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
Guest Gunner Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Dear Deidre I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 My wife recently complained about my lack of interest in her family. So I fecked her sister :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :cantstop:
Laaloo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 The government announced today that it's changing the National symbol from a Bald Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
punjabiplaya Posted August 2, 2011 Author Posted August 2, 2011 A paki father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or god will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here!!!!!!!!!!!
punjabiplaya Posted August 2, 2011 Author Posted August 2, 2011 How do you get a paki woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 2, 2011 Author Posted August 2, 2011 How many pakis does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?? A. What's toilet paper?
punjabiplaya Posted August 2, 2011 Author Posted August 2, 2011 What do paki men do during foreplay? A. Tickle the goat under the chin. :haha:
Dark Warrior Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 A paki father catches his son masturbating. He says' date=' "Don't do that my son, or god will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here!!!!!!!!!!![/quote'] :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 4, 2011 Author Posted August 4, 2011 Pinocchio only found out he was made from wood when his hand caught on fire :haha:
Laaloo Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Boy asked God: Why she loves roses which die in a day, but doesn't love me who dies for her every day? God replied: Mast hai! Facebook pe daal...!! :D :P
punjabiplaya Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 A man & his wife are on holiday in Jamaica, & walk past a man selling magic sex sandals. The Jamaican says "dee's magic sandals! make ya a sex god, man!" the wife is intrigued and convinces her husband to try some on! as soon as he puts them on, he instantly grabs the Jamaican, bends him over, & sticks his co*k up his ar*e. The Jamaican screams "fook sake man!, ya got dem on da wrong feet!" :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 Why do gorillas always look so pissed off? Because even after thousands of years of evolution, they still look like nig*ers. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Laaloo Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 Why do gorillas always look so pissed off? Because even after thousands of years of evolution, they still look like nig*ers. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 How do you get a paki woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats fecking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
punjabiplaya Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Romelu Lukaku is expected to go to Chelsea. Joey Barton is expected to go to Arsenal. Ross Kemp is expected to go to Tottenham. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 When I saw all the nig*ers rioting on Tottenham high street I knew I had to find somewhere safe to hide where they wouldn't go. I'm in the job centre.
punjabiplaya Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 I was in North London this morning and I saw a bloke in a wheelchair. I said to him, "What happened to you?" He replied, "I was in Nam." I said, "What, Vietnam?" He said, "No. Tottenham." :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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