punjabiplaya Posted October 23, 2011 Author Posted October 23, 2011 The F.A. have completed their investigation into alleged racist remarks by Liverpool's Luis Suarez. Turns out Patrice Evra is a nig*er after all.
Sachin=GOD Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Chan's wife dies within one year of marriage, so Shyam tries to console him, but not knowing what to say, he says - "Aur kitna chalti, woh Chinese thi"
punjabiplaya Posted October 25, 2011 Author Posted October 25, 2011 Paddy wants to become a Priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who says, "1st u must answer 3 questions on the Bible". 1st, Who was born in a stable?' "Red Rum" replies paddy. 2nd, "Do u know anything about Damascus?". "It kills 99% of all known germs" says paddy. 3rd, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?". "Not sure about that!", says paddy!. "Did Popeye kick the feckin' shite out of em!!??....
punjabiplaya Posted October 25, 2011 Author Posted October 25, 2011 I was delighted when my daughter told me she had started dating a tycoon. Imagine my dissappointment when I discovered he was a nig*er from Bangkok. :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 25, 2011 Author Posted October 25, 2011 We asked 100 paki women about the Burka, and they all claimed that they love wearing it. Mind you, for all we know we interviewed the same deluded woman a hundred times.
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 An ice cream van just drove past advertising any flavour you can think of. I asked for a minge flavour cornet. After the first lick I said to ice cream man, "This tastes like shi*". "Take shorter licks", he replied.
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 An ice cream van just drove past advertising any flavour you can think of. I asked for a minge flavour cornet. After the first lick I said to ice cream man, "This tastes like shi*". "Take shorter licks", he replied.
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 Jimmy Savile's family are naturally devastated by his death, however they are comforted by Cash4Gold's kind offer to pay for his cremation.
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 John Terry is in hot water for apparently calling Anton Ferdinand a nig*er, tv replays are being analysed.Surely tv replays will only clearly prove that he is a nig*er.
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 Bought my wifes sister some crotchless knickers for Halloween, Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick
punjabiplaya Posted October 29, 2011 Author Posted October 29, 2011 So the new paranormal activity 3 is about a ghost who stalks little girls and makes em play with him late at night when the mum and step dad are not around.Glad to see Michael Jackson back to his old tricks.
Laaloo Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 An ice cream van just drove past advertising any flavour you can think of. I asked for a minge flavour cornet. After the first lick I said to ice cream man, "This tastes like shi*". "Take shorter licks", he replied. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 30, 2011 Author Posted October 30, 2011 So jimmy saville's dead. I can't say as I'm sorry. My life was never the same after he fixed it for me to go camping with Gary Glitter.
punjabiplaya Posted October 30, 2011 Author Posted October 30, 2011 St Peter says to God. "Hey boss, one of the hinges on the pearly gates has broken off". "Don't worry" says God "Jim'll fix it!"
Sidhoni Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Little johnny draws a co*k on the blackboard. The teacher shocked rubbs it off. Johhny draws a bigger one' date=' teacher rubbs it off again. Johnny draws a huge co*k on the blackboard and as the teacher goes to rubb it off he say " Miss you know the more you rub it the bigger it grows!"..[/quote'] :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 Michael Jackson trial.... Dr Conrad Murray has told the court about Jackson's dramatic weight loss.... "Michael had got so thin that although his pyjama tops were still adult size, he could still squeeze himself into children's bottoms."
punjabiplaya Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 I was feeling horny so I phoned the missus for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said, "Tell me you're not wearing any knickers." She said, "I actually am not wearing any knickers." I replied, "Oh yeah baby, tell me what you're doing...you naughty girl" She replied, "I'm having a sh*t!!"
punjabiplaya Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 For weeks I have been waiting for a celebrity to die so I could send a joke about it. Jim has fixed it for me!
punjabiplaya Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 Don't forget to alter your clocks this week end. I'm putting mine back to 1945 when we had no fecking pakis, football playing nig*ers, in britain. Regards. John terry.
punjabiplaya Posted October 31, 2011 Author Posted October 31, 2011 Ashley Cole. Bosingwa. Malouda. Obe Mikel. Sturridge. Anelka. Essien. Ramires. Drogba. Kalou. Now affectionately known as Terry's Chocolates'
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