punjabiplaya Posted September 26, 2012 Author Posted September 26, 2012 Dentist: kya aap "Oral B" Karti ho..? . . . Lady: Karna padta hai Dr saab, uske bina inka KHADA hi nahi hota....??
punjabiplaya Posted September 26, 2012 Author Posted September 26, 2012 I went to the doctors suffering from premature ejaculation, he said "it must be very stressful for your wife". I said, "to be perfectly honest it's getting on her tits
punjabiplaya Posted September 26, 2012 Author Posted September 26, 2012 So a maths teacher takes his teenage pupil to France. I assume it is just a field trip to show her how many times 30 goes into 15
Utalk Posted September 26, 2012 Posted September 26, 2012 Awesome playa. That dude 1992-2009 is good too.
Tiger-Don Posted September 26, 2012 Posted September 26, 2012 :whine::alienbooty::hitler::hitler::hitler:i want more dick jokes!
Crookbond Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 Dentist: kya aap "Oral B" Karti ho..? . . . Lady: Karna padta hai Dr saab' date=' uske bina inka KHADA hi nahi hota....??[/quote'] :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :acute:
Lord Posted September 27, 2012 Posted September 27, 2012 Dentist: kya aap "Oral B" Karti ho..? . . . Lady: Karna padta hai Dr saab' date=' uske bina inka KHADA hi nahi hota....??[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted September 27, 2012 Author Posted September 27, 2012 Cluedo has been ruined. In the spirit of political correctness the makers have decided to add a black character. So now you know who's done it, before the fecking game even starts.
punjabiplaya Posted September 27, 2012 Author Posted September 27, 2012 The other night, I was in bed with the wife, and she said to me "if you turn that light off I will take it up the ar*e".Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted September 27, 2012 Author Posted September 27, 2012 The government has passed a new bill in uk parliament. Now Gay men looking for a partner are entitled to more money. It's called 'Knobseekers Allowance'
punjabiplaya Posted September 28, 2012 Author Posted September 28, 2012 Breaking news: missing schoolgirl found safe & well in france. Apparently she was doing 'french oral'
punjabiplaya Posted September 28, 2012 Author Posted September 28, 2012 The highs and lows of being a teacher, one day your reading the register and the next day your on it......
b555 Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 As part of its anti-pornography drive, Chinese authorities have shut down about 97,000 blog and microblog accounts for spreading pornography and lewd content. these small eyed humans
Sid Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 The other night, I was in bed with the wife, and she said to me "if you turn that light off I will take it up the ar*e".Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
jimmy321321 Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 "I can't wait 2 C U tonight. XXX" "Me neither. The Pacifier." "The Pacifier? WTF?" "Sorry, I thought we were ending our texts with Vin Diesel movies."
jimmy321321 Posted September 29, 2012 Posted September 29, 2012 I bought my wife some of that "volume control" shampoo. Doesn't work, I can still fuc**ng hear her
punjabiplaya Posted September 30, 2012 Author Posted September 30, 2012 I was sitting down stairs with my girlfriend on the sofa watching a film when she turned the television off and looked at me and asked "What did you see in me?" "My co*k" wasnt the answer she was looking for :--D
punjabiplaya Posted September 30, 2012 Author Posted September 30, 2012 Reuters: UK and USA to give nuclear advice to India... Let's hope it's 'Here's the best way to deal with those fecking annoying neighbours of yours...' :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 1, 2012 Author Posted October 1, 2012 I'm at one of those Swiss suicide clinics, do you know what the bastards gave me for breakfast this morning?? Fecking Cheerio's!!! :cantstop:
Sid Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 I was sitting down stairs with my girlfriend on the sofa watching a film when she turned the television off and looked at me and asked "What did you see in me?" "My co*k" wasnt the answer she was looking for :--D :cantstop:
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