jimmy321321 Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything. I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete fu**ing twats.
jimmy321321 Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 I sent my blonde girlfriend one of those messages that are written upside down. Three fu*king hours she's been turning her iPhone around.
punjabiplaya Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 Wots jimmy savile,maggie thatcher n arthur scargill got in common? They all shafted minors in the 80s
punjabiplaya Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 I said to my wife, "Sit down, I've got something to tell you." "What is it?" she asked. "I took £50 out of your purse last night." "Blimey Dave," she said, "You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you was going to tell me that you've slept with another woman." "It was for a prostitute." :cantstop:
Sid Posted October 4, 2012 Posted October 4, 2012 I said to my wife, "Sit down, I've got something to tell you." "What is it?" she asked. "I took Ž£50 out of your purse last night." "Blimey Dave," she said, "You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you was going to tell me that you've slept with another woman." "It was for a prostitute." :cantstop: :cantstop:
Crookbond Posted October 4, 2012 Posted October 4, 2012 I said to my wife, "Sit down, I've got something to tell you." "What is it?" she asked. "I took Ž£50 out of your purse last night." "Blimey Dave," she said, "You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you was going to tell me that you've slept with another woman." "It was for a prostitute." :cantstop: :haha:
gaurav92 Posted October 5, 2012 Posted October 5, 2012 I said to my wife, "Sit down, I've got something to tell you." "What is it?" she asked. "I took Ž£50 out of your purse last night." "Blimey Dave," she said, "You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you was going to tell me that you've slept with another woman." "It was for a prostitute." :cantstop: :cantstop:
jimmy321321 Posted October 6, 2012 Posted October 6, 2012 Go on," I said to the wife, "let me see your sex face." "No!" she snarled. "There, wasn't too difficult, was it?"
punjabiplaya Posted October 6, 2012 Author Posted October 6, 2012 Pakis must think the rest of us are a funny bunch. They'll smell our clothes and think that we eat Persil.
punjabiplaya Posted October 6, 2012 Author Posted October 6, 2012 More scandal at the BBC ... someone has come forward saying they saw Rod Hull fisting some young bird
punjabiplaya Posted October 6, 2012 Author Posted October 6, 2012 I once saw Abu Hamza feeding some ducks... It looked like he was trying to win a big cuddly toy :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted October 6, 2012 Author Posted October 6, 2012 Abu Hamza is being deported to the States. It's been a long time since the Americans have been excited about a paki flying towards them :cantstop:
Utalk Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Abu Hamza is being deported to the States. It's been a long time since the Americans have been excited about a paki flying towards them :cantstop: Geography fail. He is not a Paki.
jairamesh Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Virat, KP, and Chris Gayle are the only ones to survive a Kingfisher plane crash in the Congo jungle on their way to J'burg. Virat finds his toiletries and starts gelling his hair and put some bling on. KP: Virat WTF you doing? Virat: When the search party comes, they always look for pretty one first. KP then finds his suitcase changes into his tux, and puts on his rolex. KP: No, you are wrong Virat, when the search party comes they will coming looking for rich one first. Chris Gayle not perturbed by all this, calmly undresses himself to reveal his ar$e Chris Gayle: Ya nuh see it? Dem search people will come look for the black box first.
donkey Posted October 7, 2012 Posted October 7, 2012 Virat, KP, and Chris Gayle are the only ones to survive a Kingfisher plane crash in the Congo jungle on their way to J'burg. Virat finds his toiletries and starts gelling his hair and put some bling on. KP: Virat WTF you doing? Virat: When the search party comes, they always look for pretty one first. KP then finds his suitcase changes into his tux, and puts on his rolex. KP: No, you are wrong Virat, when the search party comes they will coming looking for rich one first. Chris Gayle not perturbed by all this, calmly undresses himself to reveal his ar Chris Gayle: Ya nuh see it? Dem search people will come look for the black box first. Disturbing :confused_smile:
punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2012 Author Posted October 9, 2012 Paddy and Murphy are trying to estimate the height of a flag pole. A builder walks past and they explain their problem to him. He says "that's simple fellas! Watch this!" he unbolts it, lies it flat and measures it. Paddy looks at Murphy and says "Fecking thick bas*tard We wanted the height not the length!"
punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2012 Author Posted October 9, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!!
suraj Posted October 9, 2012 Posted October 9, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!! :two_thumbs_up:
Lord Posted October 9, 2012 Posted October 9, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!! lol:--D
Crookbond Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot... So do the women in your life a favour and pass this message on so they can stay healthy ...... Suck a Dick and you wont get sick!! :yay:
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