Dark Warrior Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Eminem's video for 'Love The Way You Lie' has two huge name actors starring in it. Megan Fox plays a woman stuck in an abusive relationship with Dominic Monaghan. And Dominic Monaghan plays the luckiest bastard in the world.
Dark Warrior Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 BBC News: Chinese Landslide survivors pulled out alive, but at least 108 are dead. The BBC know how to Sympathize.
Sachinism Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 What's 12 inches long and dangles between Obama's legs? David Cameron's tie
Jadoo Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 What's 12 inches long and dangles between Obama's legs? David Cameron's tie :haha::haha::haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 The BNP have just donated 600 crocodiles to the Pakistan flood appeal....
punjabiplaya Posted August 12, 2010 Author Posted August 12, 2010 The Penis Poem! My nookie days are over! My pilot light is out, what used 2 b my sex appeal is now my water spout! Time was when, on its own from my trousers it would spring, but now its just a full time job 2 find the feckin thing. It used 2 b embarrassing the way it would behave, 4 every single morning it would stand & watch me shave. Now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, 2 see it hang its little head & watch me tie my shoes!
Sachinism Posted August 14, 2010 Posted August 14, 2010 Time heals all wounds. Unless you have aids , where time slowly and painfully kills you.
punjabiplaya Posted August 15, 2010 Author Posted August 15, 2010 Englishman, German & Jamaican sitting at a swimming pool. Englishman takes out his penis,puts in the water & says "Temp is 32 Centigrade " The German puts his penis in the water & says "Temp is 90Farenhite" Jamaican puts his penis in water & says "I don't know abt the temp but the water is 2ft deep."
punjabiplaya Posted August 15, 2010 Author Posted August 15, 2010 Paddy and Mick are sat in a cafe.A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" So they swapped. What do you say to a women with two black eyes, Nothing, you already told her twice
punjabiplaya Posted August 15, 2010 Author Posted August 15, 2010 A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons, I said "Are they twins" She said "No, theres a year between them, do you think they look alike then?" I said "No, I just cant believe someone would feck you twice.
punjabiplaya Posted August 15, 2010 Author Posted August 15, 2010 2 gays pakis in an alley, when a policeman arrives. One runs off but the policeman grabs the other. "You dirty bastards. If I'd caught your mate, this truncheon would've gone right up his ass." A voice shouts, "Yoo hoo. I'm in the wheelie bin"!
Sachinism Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 Why are jewish boys circumcised? Because jewish girls can't keep their hands off things that are 20% off.
gaurav92 Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 Englishman' date=' German & Jamaican sitting at a swimming pool. Englishman takes out his penis,puts in the water & says "Temp is 32 Centigrade " The German puts his penis in the water & says "Temp is 90Farenhite" Jamaican puts his penis in water & says "I don't know abt the temp but the water is 2ft deep."[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 A large woman came into my shop today with her two sons, I said "Are they twins" She said "No, theres a year between them, do you think they look alike then?" I said "No, I just cant believe someone would feck you twice. hahaah
b555 Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 http://www.this-page-intentionally-left-blank.org/
punjabiplaya Posted August 18, 2010 Author Posted August 18, 2010 A scientist has invented a bra that stops tits jiggling up & down & nipples sticking out in the cold. His colleagues have kicked his feking head in !
yoda Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 A scientist has invented a bra that stops tits jiggling up & down & nipples sticking out in the cold. His colleagues have kicked his feking head in ! :hysterical:
Sachinism Posted August 20, 2010 Posted August 20, 2010 Those of you that got your A-level results. If you did well give yourself a pat on the back, you deserve it....And if you didn't do well, I'll have a big mac and a strawberry cornetto mcflurry
Ram Posted August 20, 2010 Posted August 20, 2010 Punjabiplaya, please refrain from posting jokes related to floods/destruction in Pakistan. I know it’s all for fun and games, but there are real people dying and suffering out there.
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