punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2010 Author Posted October 9, 2010 paki walks into a pharmacy and says can i have some viagra. Cashier says need some medical proof. paki says here's a photo of my wife
punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2010 Author Posted October 9, 2010 Roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzeheimers and jill came tumbling after
punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2010 Author Posted October 9, 2010 Stevie Wonder - 7 Children David Blunkett - 5 Children Ray Charles - 12 Children I think it's safe to say that it's not w*nking that makes you blind
punjabiplaya Posted October 9, 2010 Author Posted October 9, 2010 woman in taxi lifts her skirt up" can i pay with this" the cabbie looks at her f*nny " feck me luv aint you got anything smaller!!!
shafqatullah Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Small Love Story: He Proposed She Smiled! No Teeth!!!!!!!!!!!! He Died ;-d
punjabiplaya Posted October 11, 2010 Author Posted October 11, 2010 I've just put a fresh batch of brownies in the oven..... ............I love my new job at the Pakistani crematorium
Sachinism Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 Last night while walking home I saw a man beating up a tramp. I ran over and shouted, "Hey stop that!". Look a bit confused he shouted back, "Come join me in the fight against poverty"
Sachinism Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 I've just put a fresh batch of brownies in the oven..... ............I love my new job at the Pakistani crematorium Aren't Muslims buried :hmmm:
Ram Posted October 12, 2010 Posted October 12, 2010 Playa, are you trying to sneak in the odd racist joke every so often again? :hmmm:
punjabiplaya Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 I ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning u ugly fecker?" It s not a padossi parrot is it?
punjabiplaya Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 My lawyer is fecking awesome. He managed to get my rape charge reduced to assault with a friendly weapon.
punjabiplaya Posted October 12, 2010 Author Posted October 12, 2010 I was in a night club last night and I pulled! Felt a bit of a tw*t really, the door clearly said 'push' and everyone was looking...
punjabiplaya Posted October 13, 2010 Author Posted October 13, 2010 The first task for the Chilean miners after their release is to visit Anfield - to advise Roy Hodgson on how to get out of a fu*cking big hole before Christmas. I have tickets for The Comedy Club in a few weeks but can't make it. Does anyone want them? They're for the kop end
punjabiplaya Posted October 13, 2010 Author Posted October 13, 2010 This maths sequence can predict your all time favorite film... Mine was Star Wars. I'm not sure how it works, but it does! Try it without looking at the answers. It works! Remember DON'T PEEK!!! Pick a number from 1 - 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the two digits together 3. Oliver 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. Saving Private Ryan 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather-Clad Gay Boys 10. Mary Poppins
punjabiplaya Posted October 13, 2010 Author Posted October 13, 2010 An pakistani athlete has Been Shot In The Head, With A Starting Pistol at the commonwealth games,,,,,,,,, Police Say Its Definitely Race Related.
gaurav92 Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 This maths sequence can predict your all time favorite film... Mine was Star Wars. I'm not sure how it works, but it does! Try it without looking at the answers. It works! Remember DON'T PEEK!!! Pick a number from 1 - 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the two digits together 3. Oliver 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. Saving Private Ryan 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather-Clad Gay Boys 10. Mary Poppins Your Maths is quite bad Playa in that case.:winky: Nice Joke, sum will always be 9 :giggle:
Sachinism Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 Boy: Hey, I think you're ABCDEFGHIJK Girl: Errm whats that? Boy: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot Girl: Whats IJK Boy: I'm Just Kidding
punjabiplaya Posted October 14, 2010 Author Posted October 14, 2010 Today a friend asked me "If we could eliminate one race from the Commonwealth Games 2014, what would it be?" I said "Paki's!" Apparently everyone else said the 800 metres.
punjabiplaya Posted October 14, 2010 Author Posted October 14, 2010 Gary Glitter is in Chile now. Only place where you can slide a minor up and down your shaft and get applauded.
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