punjabiplaya Posted February 14, 2011 Author Posted February 14, 2011 Just booked a table 4 valentines night, might end in tears she's lousy at pool!
punjabiplaya Posted February 14, 2011 Author Posted February 14, 2011 dyslexic paki men love 14th feb,they do each other up the ass all day as they think its vaseline's day :cantstop:
Jadoo Posted February 14, 2011 Posted February 14, 2011 dyslexic paki men love 14th feb,they do each other up the ass all day as they think its vaseline's day :cantstop: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted February 15, 2011 Author Posted February 15, 2011 Reports coming through that a black man has died on the M1. Apparently he stuck his head out of the window at 90mph and his lips beat him to death
punjabiplaya Posted February 15, 2011 Author Posted February 15, 2011 Paddys wife comes home from work, all her sex toys are nailed to the wall in a line, she screams 'you fecking dozy irish bastard, i wanted a dado rail!'
punjabiplaya Posted February 15, 2011 Author Posted February 15, 2011 Little boy arrives home to find his mum and dad having sex on the sofa. Dad says : 'Don't worry son I'm just filling mummy with petrol! Son replies: 'She doesn't do many miles to the gallon does she dad, uncle dave only filled her up this morning & he had a bigger nozzle
punjabiplaya Posted February 15, 2011 Author Posted February 15, 2011 Have you ever noticed how it's only ever 'perfect' people that are murdered or killed these days? "He/She was the perfect son/daughter" "They were such a perfect couple" "The perfect family killed in tragic accident". Doesn't it make you glad you're a cu*t?
Laaloo Posted February 15, 2011 Posted February 15, 2011 dyslexic paki men love 14th feb,they do each other up the ass all day as they think its vaseline's day :cantstop: I went to the doctors today and he told me I was a paranoid racist - well he never actually said that but I know what the black bast*rd was thinking. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted February 16, 2011 Author Posted February 16, 2011 Signboard outside a famous Prostitute's house... "Married MEN are not allowed... We are here to serve the needy, not the greedy..
Sid Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 Signboard outside a famous Prostitute's house... "Married MEN are not allowed... We are here to serve the needy' date=' not the greedy..[/quote'] :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 I got thrown out of McDonalds this morning. The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p. I replied that she already had, but could she finish me off for a pound. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 Q.-Why do Cadbury's make white chocolate buttons? A- So baby nigg*rs can have messy faces too!
punjabiplaya Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 A man walks into Tesco, picks up Ribena & a bag of sugar. He pays for the Ribena, but walks out with the sugar. Once in court, the judge asks him 'Why did you steal the sugar?' To which the man replied 'Bumbaclart!! look pon de back of the Ribena, it seh Sugar Free maan!!
Utalk Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 The news reported today that there has been a powerful earthquake in Pakistan last night, measuring 9.2 on the Richter scale. A reported 335,000 Pakastanis are confirmed dead and another 239,000 are missing. The world is horrified by the event, and are rushing to aid Pakistan. The United States is sending 10 billion dollars immediately with more expected to follow The United Kingdom is sending food, clothing, and supplies to aid the suffering citizens. Canada is sending 500,000 replacement Pakistanis. You are sick young man.You should be in mental hospital.
gaurav92 Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 Signboard outside a famous Prostitute's house... "Married MEN are not allowed... We are here to serve the needy' date=' not the greedy..[/quote'] :hysterical:
Laaloo Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 You are sick young man.You should be in mental hospital. :beee:
Gunner_Mania Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 A woman goes to the doctors begging desperately for help. She explains that her fanny talks. She pulls down her knickers and her fanny whispers "spurs are gonna win the champions league" The doctor replies "I'm afraid we're in the middle of an epidemic !! Lots of cu*ts have started talking like this !!" :rotfl::two_thumbs_up:
Dark Warrior Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 You know you're in Delhi when your r.ape victim sticks their finger up your a.rse
Sachin=GOD Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 1st surgeon says “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” 2nd surgeon says “Nah, Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” 3rd surgeon says “Try Electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded.” 4th surgeon says “I prefer Chelsea fans. They’re Heartless, Spineless, Gutless, Brainless and their Heads and ****’s are interchangeable!”
punjabiplaya Posted February 19, 2011 Author Posted February 19, 2011 Linford Christie goes to a golf club and the man at reception says, "Sorry sir, we dont let black people play here. There's another club 10 minutes down the road that might help." "But I'm Linford Christie!" he says. "Alright then, clever cu*t.. 3 minutes down the road, now feck off!"
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