Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
flamy darling like u dev is my friend......so i approved .......:two_thumbs_up:
Oi teri biscuit chai mein :afraid:
Posted
flamy darling like u dev is my friend......so i approved .......:two_thumbs_up:
Now Gunner's gonna get you for this, No one messes with Gunner's Guy. :headshake:
Posted
Now Gunner's gonna get you for this' date=' No one messes with Gunner's [b']Gay. :headshake:
sorry gunner..........i m nt interested in flamy..though he is my good frnd........
Posted
i still love her :love:
awwwwwwww.....
bhai i know we are friends and all, but now i is also line maaro-ing CG. And she accepted. :yay: So, chu******
chooooo chaad :( (fer shubham45 that is)
Posted
Oi teri biscuit chai mein :afraid:
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Posted

Zardari comes to Delhi for a meeting with Manmohan Singh. After dinner, Singh says to Zardari: "Well Asif, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Zardari "Oh well, it's simple", says Singh. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls Chidambarami over and asks him "Tell me Chidambaramji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Chidambaram, "it is me!" "Well done Chidambaram", says Singh and Zardari is very impressed. He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in his favourite member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " He thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit further Sir? May I let you know tomorrow? ". "Of course", says Zardari, "You've got 24 hours." He goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer.Twenty hours later, the member of Zardari's cabinet is very worried-still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually he says to himself: "I'll ask Barack Obama, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls Obama. "Mr.President", he says, "Tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple", says Obama, "It's me!" "Wonderful!" says the Cabinet member and hangs up. Jumping with joy realizing that he knows the answer, he rings Zardari. "Sir, I've got the answer!". "What is it?" "It's Barack Obama". "No, you idiot", says Zardari, "It's Chidambaram". :cantstop:

Posted

An insect falls into a mug of beer.. Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. :) :beer-bottle::beer-bottle:

×
×
  • Create New...