dev.goswami Posted February 5, 2010 Posted February 5, 2010 Q: What do you call one Pakistani on the moon????? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call ten Pakistanis on the moon????? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call a thousand Pakistanis on the moon???? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call the whole of the Pakistan on the moon??? A: Problem Solved. ========================================================== One day in a crowded marketplace in Mumbai, a dog started attacking a lady..suddenly a man emerges from the crowd a shoots the dog. Newspaper headlines next day: "White foreigner saves an Indian lady from a dog." The man visits the newspaper office and says: "i saved the lady but i am not a white foreigner." Newspaper headlines next day: "Correction- Indian saves a lady from a dog." The man again visits the newspaper office and says: "i saved the lady but nor am i a white foreigner nor an Indian." Clerk: "Then, who the hell are you?" Man: "A Pakistani." Newspaper headlines the next day: "Correction-Pakistani terrorist attacks local dog." :--D
dev.goswami Posted February 5, 2010 Author Posted February 5, 2010 ^Did not like it or heard before???
Malcolm Merlyn Posted February 5, 2010 Posted February 5, 2010 ^Did not like it or heard before??? she is a pakistani......
Desi Cartman Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 she is a pakistani...... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: BTW Good Jokes .. heard them b4 but still phunny
gaurav92 Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 You read them 100000000000.... times.But still it sounds funny every time :hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted February 6, 2010 Author Posted February 6, 2010 she is a pakistani...... aifa kaife???icf pe pakistani????:omg::omg:
Aqua Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 One day in a crowded marketplace in Mumbai, a dog started attacking a lady..suddenly a man emerges from the crowd a shoots the dog. Newspaper headlines next day: "White foreigner saves an Indian lady from a dog." The man visits the newspaper office and says: "i saved the lady but i am not a white foreigner." Newspaper headlines next day: "Correction- Indian saves a lady from a dog." The man again visits the newspaper office and says: "i saved the lady but nor am i a white foreigner nor an Indian." Clerk: "Then, who the hell are you?" Man: "A Pakistani." Newspaper headlines the next day: "Correction-Pakistani terrorist attacks local dog." :--D I've read the same thing, but an Iraqi saving an American... these jokes are really getting old...
flamy Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 are you really a pakistani?? yes, now tell me u really hate her, or at least dislike her enough for a catfight :woot:
Dark Warrior Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 yes' date=' now tell me u really hate her, or at least dislike her enough for a [b']catfight :woot: :woot: yes please please please just one fight :pray:
dev.goswami Posted February 7, 2010 Author Posted February 7, 2010 yes' date=' now tell me u really hate her, or at least dislike her enough for a catfight :woot:[/quote'] :woot: yes please please please just one fight :pray: phite phite phite phite :dance::yay::yay:
Clarke Posted February 7, 2010 Posted February 7, 2010 Here's some more serious ones: Next year PPL to b played in PAK. Facilities offered by Pak Govt 1. Security by Al-Qaeda & Taliban 2. Cheerleaders shall dance in burqas in their homes 3. Bomb blast after every Sixer. And here's one thats a bit too close to comfort: Nehru at UN summit sometime after Independence to Jinnah: Jinnah, unlike what you expected, India has Punjabis, Sindhis and more Muslims than Pakistan does .. why were you so adamant on the creation of Pakistan after all ? Jinnah: Sigh .. it was a mistake.
dev.goswami Posted February 7, 2010 Author Posted February 7, 2010 Here's some more serious ones: Next year PPL to b played in PAK. Facilities offered by Pak Govt 1. Security by Al-Qaeda & Taliban 2. Cheerleaders shall dance in burqas in their homes 3. Bomb blast after every Sixer. :giggle:
dev.goswami Posted February 7, 2010 Author Posted February 7, 2010 And here's one thats a bit too close to comfort: Nehru at UN summit sometime after Independence to Jinnah: Jinnah, unlike what you expected, India has Punjabis, Sindhis and more Muslims than Pakistan does .. why were you so adamant on the creation of Pakistan after all ? Jinnah: Sigh .. it was a mistake. :((
Aqua Posted February 7, 2010 Posted February 7, 2010 yes' date=' now tell me u really hate her, or at least dislike her enough for a catfight :woot:[/quote'] :woot: yes please please please just one fight :pray: phite phite phite phite :dance::yay::yay: It was a question out of simple curiosity... :giggle: I actually like most, if not all, pakistani's I know personally...
Dark Warrior Posted February 7, 2010 Posted February 7, 2010 It was a question out of simple curiosity... :giggle: I actually like most' date=' if not all, pakistani's I know personally...[/quote'] lekin fir bhi ek catfight to banta hai, boss!!
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