Temujin Khaghan Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 A police offer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man." =========================================== Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball! ============================================ Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."
gaurav92 Posted February 16, 2010 Posted February 16, 2010 :hysterical: Last one was brilliant :haha:
flamy Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
DomainK Posted February 18, 2010 Posted February 18, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
achilles Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Awesome jokes. All the 3 of them :--D :hysterical:
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