theguyinallblue Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why did I fire my secretary?? As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then,Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday . Let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment , she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,in about six minutes, came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :hic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali0786 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD Biwi ne kya gift diya uske baad ?:club: :club: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: how can u not love life's lil ironies :hic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain of Bhangra Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD I know a similar one... A guy is being introduced to his future in-laws by his girlfriend, as he is about to get engaged to her. He can't help but notice how much more attractive her younger sister is. Throughout the meeting, she flirts and behaves provocatively with him. 2 days later, she phones him and asks him to come around, he does so. He finds that she's home alone, and dressed in very little. After a few drinks, she walks upstairs, turns around, and calls for him to follow her. He gulps, turns around, and frantically dashes outside, only to be greeted by the rest of his future in-laws. His prospective father-in-law gives him a huge hug and shouts "welcome to the family son, you passed our test!", and his fiancee gazes at him lovingly... The moral of the story is, always leave your condoms in your car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: i can't stop laughing....KLPD :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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