niceguy_789 Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 Teacher: Woh konsa department hey jis mein aurat kaam naheen kar sakti? Student: Fire Brigade Teacher: Kyon? Student: Aurton ka kaam aag lagana hey bujhana naheen. Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati Father: Tujhe kese pata? Son:-"GIVE ME A SWEET KISS"kaha to thappad maar k chali gai sali anpad gawar... :hysterical::hysterical:
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Father-tere result ka kya hua? Rahul-Dr.Sahib ka beta fail ho gya. Father- to tera result? Rahul-headmaster sahib ka beta b fail ho gya. Father-tu apna result bta..? Rahul- khanna sahib ka beta b fail hai. Father- apna result btata hai ki nahi? Rahul- aap kon se PM ho, aap ka beta b fail hai..!!..
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 WELCOME 2 www. l love U.com Enter Password: * * * PROCESSING.... Sorry, Abhi Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar Nahi Hui Try: www.Bornvita Piyo Khul K Jiyo.
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Santa-"Yaar maine naye detergent se apni chaddhi dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi.Ab kya karu? Banta-"Usi detergent se apne bermuda dho lo underwear ban jayegi
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Aaj Ka Updesh- Girlfrined Chahe Jitni Bhi Chalu ho, Kabhi Us Se Dosti Mat Todna, kyuki Pani Kitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jaye, Aag Bujhane K Kaam Toh Aa Hi Jata Hai..
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Jabalpuri attitude: 1 ladke ne ladki ko propose kiya, "i luv u" Thn girl replies- "ek thapad marungi khichke" . thn boy replies- . "MUKKA NAHI KHAYEGI PHIR"
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Talo ka latakna, Railly ki bahar,Bus ko aag lagana,Maar peet ka samachar, Rail ko rokna,Aam logo par prhar KAB BAND HOGA yeh
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Ale mele bhai tu abi tk so la h, deth me to uth daya,buluchh b kr lia ol tujhe msg b kal dia. Tal ab tu b uth da walna mummy malegi
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 One Guy To Another Guy- Mere pass twitter, facebook, orkut Account Hai.. Tere Pass Kya Hai?? . . Other Guy Politely Replies- Mere Pass KAAM Hai..
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Teacher:1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nahi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge, Prithvi tabah ho jayegi, Srdar:Sir kya us din college ana h?
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 school me master ji ne santa se puchha mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai to mujhe aap log kya keh ke bulaaoge? santa:kami-na
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 To The S.M.S, Police station Dear Sir, My brother is not sending SMS, I kindly request u to take action immediately & encounter that dabba mobile..!ge.
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 1 day a crab was running on d sea shore. The waves came & cleared d footprints of d crab. Crab asked: Being my friend y r u clearing my beautiful footpr
Sir john Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 Snta k bete ka accidnt ho gya. Dctr-bete ki dono legs katni padegi? Snta ne sir pakad lia. Dctr-kya hua? Snta- kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayithi
Sir john Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 :haha::haha:Nice jokes Sir johnji! :hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::two_thumbs_up:
Sir john Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi? G-nhi B-kalle na G-nhi me ni klungi B-plz kalle teko tophi duga G-isiliye to ni klni,kyuki kisi ol se cadbury me bat ho gai hai :haha:
Sir john Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 Daadi Maa ko "BHAGWAT GEETA" ka path karte dekh pota apni maa se bola-Maa daadi Konse exam ki Tyaari kar rahi h Maa-Beta ye "FINAL"ki tyaari h.ge.
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