Best Cricket Sledging in history of game !

[don_corleone840]

Here are the nominations . Rod Marsh ;; Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife ; my kids?" . Daryll Cullinan ; Shane Warne - As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. . Robin Smith ; Merv Hughes - During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't fking bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary - "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can’t fking bat & you can't fking bowl." . Merv Hughes ; Javed Miandad - During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please," Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. . Merv Hughes ; Viv Richards - During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don’t you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say phuck off." . Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan - "So what does Brian Lara's dicck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath lost it: "If you ever mention my wife again, I'll phukking rip your phukking throat out." . Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?" .Ricky Ponting ; Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round ; weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it." . Fred Trueman - While bowling the batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother," he replied. . And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat fk!!!"

[achilles]

Epic sledges

[b555]

hey i would be thankful if you had give me the source of this

[Gunner_Mania]

hey i would be thankful if you had give me the source of this

The Green forum

[Andy]

Here are the nominations . Rod Marsh ;; Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife ; my kids?" . Daryll Cullinan ; Shane Warne - As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. . Robin Smith ; Merv Hughes - During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't fking bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary - "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can’t fking bat & you can't fking bowl." . Merv Hughes ; Javed Miandad - During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please," Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. . Merv Hughes ; Viv Richards - During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don’t you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say phuck off." . Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan - "So what does Brian Lara's dicck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath lost it: "If you ever mention my wife again, I'll phukking rip your phukking throat out." . Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?" .Ricky Ponting ; Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round ; weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it." . Fred Trueman - While bowling the batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother," he replied. . And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat fk!!!"

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[jaggadaku]

Here is one more Ravi Shastri vs Mike Whitney Shastri hits the ball towards Mike Whitney (the 12th man in the game) and looks for a single, this guy gets the ball in and says Whitney: “If you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head” Shastri didn’t bat an eyelid before replying : ” If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f***ing 12th man”

[jaggadaku]

.Ricky Ponting ; Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round ; weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it."

This incident occurred between Viv Richards and Greg Thomas

[punjabi_khota]

That ponting-pollock thing is not true...I am pretty sure it happened between some other pari of batsman/bowler.

[Gunner_Mania]

That ponting-pollock thing is not true...I am pretty sure it happened between some other pari of batsman/bowler.

Yes. It was Viv Richards who said it to Greg Thomas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sledging_%28cricket%29#Viv_Richards The OP is a copy paste job from the Green forum...so take them with a pinch of salt..

[VRV Singh]

I don't think anything beats Eddo Brandes' reply to Glenn McGrath

McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?" Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

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