vvvslaxman Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 MUA - Mohammad Ul Alam MH - Misbah Hameed KF- Kamran Farhat IA - Imran Akmal UA - Umar Ajmal SA - Saeed Akram WY - Wahab Younis YUH - Yasir Ul Haq MUA: Friends. We are here to discuss about why we keep losing in all formats. (Everyone says "bismillah, krackjack, britannia biscuit alaikum") MUA: Umar, you can start UA: I think Ijaz butt is the reason why we lose everywhere SA: I disagree. Salman Butt is the reason IA: Our country is taulented. We have good ballers and batters. We win inshalla. KF: What are you babbling irrelevantly. We are cornered tigers. We win insallah. MH: You are doing exactly the same. I think Nazir should be given license to attack MUA: I don't think he is in the team MH: Then give license to Umar Akmal WY: How about asking Razzaq to open YUH: He should come at no.3 SA: Insahallah he should come at the death. WY: No. He should come at no.4 IA: Afridi should open YUH: Afridi should come at 4. WY: Afridi should come at no.3 MUA: Plz. let us talk realistic things WY: Imran Nazir is a natural talent. MUA: I said realistic thing. KF: I think making Malik captain will change our fortunes MUA: Again realistic thing MH: Malik is a match fixer IA: That is Salim Malik MH: We have plenty of talents in bowling IA: Yes. Sahab Riadh, Ahamad burfan, Yasir Arafat, Fidel castro (Enters the reporter Harrel Dair) HD: You guys still get your ass kicked in every match with all your bowling power house IA: THat is because cricinfo is biased. They always write about India. No Pakistan (Gibbs enters) HG: Why would anyone write about bunch of animals WY: You are racist (Shastri enters) RJS: Don't blame Pakistani cricketers ALL PAKISTAN FANS: "I always like Ravi Shastri" RJS: Blame the pakistan fans. ALL PAKISTAN FANS: "I always hate Ravi Shastri" .... I am not good at writing these things. But this is somewhat their general tone. I missed out lot of their cliches. Someone who is good at this can add.
Hindustani Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 Meh, 4/10 You can do better then this vvs :--D
ZodiaC Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 KF: I think making Malik captain will change our fortunes MUA: Again realistic thing MH: Malik is a match fixer IA: That is Salim Malik ...... (Shastri enters) RJS: Don't blame Pakistani cricketers ALL PAKISTAN FANS: "I always like Ravi Shastri" RJS: Blame the pakistan fans. ALL PAKISTAN FANS: "I always hate Ravi Shastri" :haha:
vaibhav_delhi Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 MUI: we are the Tonty Tonty champions. SA: I have a man crush on afridi. MUI: stoopid, so does evrybody. FU : nawabjada khanjada shahidjada raijada afridi is a beast. : :
vvvslaxman Posted November 5, 2010 Author Posted November 5, 2010 Meh, 4/10 You can do better then this vvs :--D There is a randomness about Pakistan fans and players . I couldn't quiet capture it They make random claims. random announcements. random charges. random blaming. random U turns .
Shakthi Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 There is a randomness about Pakistan fans and players . I couldn't quiet capture it They make random claims. random announcements. random charges. random blaming. random U turns . U forgot big random no balls
Cricket_Guru Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 MUI: we are the Tonty Tonty champions. SA: I have a man crush on afridi. MUI: stoopid, so does evrybody. FU : nawabjada khanjada shahidjada raijada afridi is a beast. : : mate, learn from me!
Cricket_Guru Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 anyways thanks vvslaxman, i appreciate your efforts for summarising our behaviours! :two_thumbs_up:
Shakthi Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 anyways thansk vvslaxman' date=' i appreciate your efforts for summarising our behaviours! :two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] So u agree with what laxman wrote.
vaibhav_delhi Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 mate' date=' learn from me![/quote'] ryou are right. should have copy pasted your signature.:)
Cricket_Guru Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 So u agree with what laxman wrote. yes from A-Z I always appreciate your humble work towards our cricket, our fans and our actions! you people give us so much attention, I have every right to say Thank You very much! :icflove:
Jersey #10 Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 MUA - Afridi is the best ever MH - Afridi inshahallah will hit 100 centuries in one day in just one day! KF- I am stupid and with studpids ^^^ inshahallah IA - Afridi is way better than Sachin Tendulkar. UA - Afridi's records are unbeatable while Sachin's records are beatable hence Afridi is above all legends. SA - I can come up with a comparision table where I can prove Afridi better than Don Bradman! WY - I agree with SA, I bet bradman didn't have the balls to eat balls on the field hence afridi is definitely better! Inshahallah mashallah YUH - I think Umar Amin is better than Afridi
Guest Gunner Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 So u agree with what laxman wrote. You need to stop behaving like an idiot what is that going to take?
DomainK Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 Thats actually funny considering thats how Pak fans actually talk. :phehehe:
Shakthi Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 You need to stop behaving like an idiot what is that going to take? U need to the shut the **** up for everything i wrote u r passing stupid comments i agree u r moderator or what ever and where did i behave like idiot if u dont know anything just dont bark.
Guest Gunner Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 U need to the shut the **** up for everything i wrote u r passing stupid comments i agree u r moderator or what ever and where did i behave like idiot if u dont know anything just dont bark. Every thread about Pakistan you jump in with idiotic comments. You really need to tone it down. Stop talking about moderation etc since I asked you straight forward question, keep your ansers limited to that, jackass.
Online Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 expected better from vvslaxman. usually his posts are funny but this one was below the belt imo
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