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[carnish]

so ur still mad at him for thing which u dont even remember? come on its just the internet..troll is good thing anyway im ceo of trolls :D

I'm not mad at him. I just ignore him. He is a decent member, I can give him that.

[Old guy]

:two_thumbs_up: :giggle:

bobby darling? :WTF:

[Vanarp22]

bobby darling? :WTF:

:WTF:

[Old guy]

I'm not mad at him. I just ignore him. He is a decent member' date=' I can give him that.[/quote'] no need to ignore just have fun..:two_thumbs_up: dont take things so seriously..also during those days mtc going through bad phrase u know.. that pre 100 100 time :vroam:

[Magneto]

I'm not mad at him. I just ignore him. He is a decent member' date=' I can give him that.[/quote'] We are all trolls in this world full of trolls.

[carnish]

no need to ignore just have fun..:two_thumbs_up: dont take things so seriously..also during those days mtc going through bad phrase u know.. that pre 100 100 time :vroam:

AHHA ... Thanks Sabby, Now I remember, it was a post by me discussing why Sachin should retire at that stage and IIRC, it was just at the start of the Australia tour. He didnot even read the whole discussion and said that he missed old posters and all new guys come here to do was troll and have no idea about anything.

[carnish]

We are all trolls in this world full of trolls.

I know you are, so I dont mind you. :icflove:

[Magneto]

I know you are' date=' so I dont mind you. :icflove:[/quote'] I'm yet to see a poster on ICF who is not a troll. Just some people troll more and some less.

[carnish]

I'm yet to see a poster on ICF who is not a troll. Just some people troll more and some less.

I accept, even I am guilty of trolling. Just wasn't the case on that one occasion.

[CSK Fan]

I try to avoid you considering the first interaction between me and you was you calling me a troll without understanding the context of what I had said. Though now I dont remember what it was about' date=' I still make sure to avoid you. But hands down, this post was too good to not reply. Excellent writeup. Loved the idea. :two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] Sorry, that we got off to a bad start. I have some rare lucid moments too, between all of my rabid Sachinism. When you get time, do check out some of my other threads A thread about the Australian cricket team's decline http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=263574 PCB's strategy behind banning and unbanning of players http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=237695 On Ganguly's retirement http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=128562 Saurav's diary http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=99899 PCB's wanted advertisements http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=113773 Fed up of the India team http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=278396 What we need bans on ICF for http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=274820 On Sachin's legacy http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=97276

[carnish]

Sorry, that we got off to a bad start. I have some rare lucid moments too, between all of my rabid Sachinism. When you get time, do check out some of my other threads A thread about the Australian cricket team's decline http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=263574 PCB's strategy behind banning and unbanning of players http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=237695 On Ganguly's retirement http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=128562 Saurav's diary http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=99899 PCB's wanted advertisements http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=113773 Fed up of the India team http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=278396 What we need bans on ICF for http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=274820 On Sachin's legacy http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=97276

I sure will, Infact I do follow all your posts since I joined, you do have some good things to say. :shakehands:

[Sidhoni]

@ Kohli.

[CSK Fan]

Faf du Plesis and his match winning Zipper After a fairly sedate (by their standards) performance in the first test match, South African bowlers came back strong in the second and dismissed Pakistan for a paltry 99. The sweltering heat of the desert sun, the pressure of being 1-0 down, nothing could hold them down. They spewed fire and made the ball talk. So what was behind their comeback? Was it hard work, pep talk from the captain, instructions from the coach? Surprisingly, the answer is, none of the above. We bring you the inside scoop on the unsung hero of the South African turn around At first glance, the South African T20 captain and future leader is an unassuming, young man. Unlike the burly Smith, Du Plesis is not as physically intimidating or a dominating leader of men. But he possesses something which no other captain in the history of South Africa did, a magic zipper. If your team needs quick wickets to turn the tide of a match there is no better man Du Plesis to turn to. And he has always stood up (so to speak) for the team. We are not sure how exactly the whole thing works, but from what we hear, you just need to rub the ball on the zipper thrice and wish for a wicket. It has never failed so far. Smith even had a lengthy discussion with one of his bowlers who was too squeamish to take the ball after the magic zipper did it's work One has to really question how much of behind the scene, unsung heroes, Du Plesis and his match winning zipper really are. Surely they have made a lot of contribution towards South Africa's march towards no 1? South Africa's fast bowlers are currently ranked no 1 and 2. Would this have been possible without a rub or two on the future captain's zipper every match? Do they get their fair due? Is Du Plesis's pant given the place of honor in the dressing room and only washed with special dry cleaning substance? Does the coach include them in their match strategy? I would also like to remind cricket fans here that it's not always about just possessing a zipper. Everyone has a zipper, how many have a match-winning one? It still needs special talent and skills to use one and rub a ball on it just the right way. Too little and it might not work, too much and you might need to leave the field for a while. That is why Du Plesis is always the guy who is allowed to wear said pants and use the zipper when needed. One can only hope, now that the world has seen the magic zipper in action, Du Plesis gets due credit. Will other countries imitate this? Will calls flood to his tailor asking for new pants with specialized zippers? Will England issue a special visa for his pants and make it a citizen? Will success go to the zipper's head? Surely sponsors will be queuing outside Du Plesis's laundry room soon? The possibilities are endless. "Don't let the stress pull you down, XXX drink will always keep you trussed up! XXX, what every zipper wants" When contacted for comments, YKK, the world's leading zip manufacturer, said that this was surely not the intended use of the zipper and would make the warranty null and void WHO Report - Indian handling of senior citizens an example to the world In a pat on India's back, WHO has used Indian cricket team as an example of how senior citizens should be treated the world over. "All too soon", said the WHO spokesperson, "we see seniors as a liability, too quick to discard after their are no longer useful. We should learn from the Indian cricket team. They have been carrying a player for over 2 years. They are not quick to forget his contributions from a decade ago. They have played with 10 players for so long, yet are not very down in the rankings. Who knows, if they had played with 11 players, they might be no 1 in all formats, but that's a sacrifice they were willing to make in order to carry (sometimes literally ala Kohli), a senior citizen. They won the world cup with the same guy in the team and dedicated their victory to him over their own captain". The world can certainly learn from us Indian bowlers seen practicing full tosses and short balls In a genius move by the Indian cricket management and captain Dhoni, Indian bowlers were made to practice bowling full tosses and innocuous short balls in nets for three hours. When quizzed about the unconventional method, Indian bowling coach said, "We have made them bowl yorkers at the net for months. Yet, when they go into the field, they do the opposite of what we practiced and spoke about. We are hoping now, since we have asked them to bowl full tosses and short balls, that's the last thing they will do in the actual match" Cricket experts don't seem too hopeful though. "Knowing our Indian bowlers, they might still find some new way to give runs", is what an anonymous source said

[Sachin=GOD]

^:hysterical::hysterical:

[Sidhoni]

Brilliant! :rofl:

[moniker]

:hysterical: :hysterical: This thread is fecking awesome

[Lord]

:hysterical:

[gaurav92]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[CSK Fan]

:hysterical: :hysterical: This thread is fecking awesome

thanks!

[CSK Fan]

Trolling the Indian team - part2

Part one can be found here http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=278396 Shikhar Dhawan If you take Ganguly's leg side awkwardness, combine it with Raina's short ball problems, give it Afridi's dancing shoes and then make it mate with a one legged hippopotamus, the resulting bastard child will still play more elegantly than Dhawan. I was told Dhawan broke down and cried when he was told he would not be able to carry his home pitches with him while traveling overseas Bhuveneshwar Kumar Dhoni's largess did not stop with rescuing BK from an Ethiopian camp for the starving; he went the extra mile and selected him in the Indian team as a bowler. Always made to bowl with the wind so that he can reach 100 kph, Bhuveneshwar takes the risk of being blown away if the wind gets too strong. Varun Aaron No player looked so good on the bench and so bad while playing. The supposed to be Indian savior was too influenced by the Indian gene to concentrate on his bowling. Needless to say, he completely lived up to the expectations of being an Indian fast bowler MS Dhoni Whether it was the continuous 4-0 defeats, the continuous overseas humiliation or the continuous laughing stock Indian cricket team had become, captain cool shrugged it off with a panache and bravado seldom seen since Benjamin Butler. Like Don Quixote tilting at windmill, Dhoni insisted that the team's bowling was good, batting was great and progress was excellent all while the team was getting their asses handed to them by every opposition. If Saddam was still around, Dhoni would make an excellent replacement for comical Ali aka Baghdad bob. When last seen, Dhoni was mentoring couple of young ostrich offspring in the art of burying their heads in sand. Duncan Fletcher What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? We get Fletcher. Someone who doesn't bat an eyelid when the team's batting collapses. Someone who smiles contently seeing bowlers going for sh!tload of runs per match. A fat paycheck, a comfortable exotic vacation and a complete lack of accountability, the likes of which was last seen amongst the one's employed at Enron. Could life get any better?