Aqua Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - -silence - - HUSBAND: "oh shit....."
Guest dada_rocks Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! Good one but I can't laugh on same joke again and again and again :-)
beetle Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! :laughing5: :laughing5: :laughing5: :laughing5: good one ...heard it before but still good .... I was going to post a joke request aqua....:)
gator Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! Aqua.... u back... i missed ur jokes...
Rajiv Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! Good to see u here Aqua
yoda Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! :drunken: thanks for gracing this embee.
Aqua Posted November 2, 2006 Author Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Slip of the tongue!!! gator Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aqua.... u back... i missed ur jokes... gator, i dint go anywhere for that!!
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