Has anyone read Alan Tyers before?

[The Outsider]

Just came across one of his articles in the Telegraph and found him to be genuinely funny. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/sport/alantyers/100014131/adelaide-day-two-in-irrational-numbers/

63 IQ of Doug Bollinger at start of play 61 IQ of Doug Bollinger at stumps after massive effort of trying to understand how Mike Hussey managed to drop that catch 60 IQ of potat

17 Straws clutched at by Shane Warne is Sky Sports commentary box 2 Number of days we could lose to rain, according to Sir Ian Botham Zero or maybe 0.25 Number of days we could lose to rain, according to local meteorological experts 383 Number of Test wickets taken by Sir Ian Botham Zero Number of Test wickets taken by so-called weathermen 1 Arguments won, therefore, by Sir Ian Botham

:giggle: Could find only one other piece by him on the Telegraph : http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/sport/alantyers/100014111/ricky-pontings-conversation-with-andrew-strauss-the-full-transcript/ which was genuinely funny as well.

You think I want to be in charge of this cricket team? You think it’s fun for me telling Mitchell that it’s okay to bowl it at where third leg slip would be as long as you’re doing your best? Putting up with Pup moaning about his love life and having to listen along to his Cher records to get him back on his feet again? Teaching Douggie how to operate vending machines? Or open a door?

Apparently, he also has a website : http://www.alantyers.com/ with some pretty witty stuff there as well. Read some of it for some chuckles.

[Sachinism]

Yeh funny guy Someone posted something of his earlier today in Cricket Talk

[Anakin]

:haha:

[Sooda]

Lols, some other gems there 92 Percentage of Marcus North’s use to team represented by his bowling 8 Percentage of Marcus North’s use to team represented by fact that he is in charge of bringing the cards for long coach journey √ of naff all Amount of utility provided by Xavier Doherty :cantstop:

[Hindustani]

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