Texy Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 He's pretty hairy.... if he can shave it all off...he will gain +5 kmph Link to comment
Shakthi Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 He's pretty hairy.... if he can shave it all off...he will gain +5 kmph Or may be he can borrow the drugs shoaib and asif used so that he can bowl faster Link to comment
Pak_Forever Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Jazba = Passion Junoon = More intense emotion bordering on madness There is a third 'J' as well, Josh = Zeal. The three J's of Paki cricket. Impressive....:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
Pak_Forever Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 This guy impressed with his speed and nothing more. Kool down people, he's not 100mph bowler. I will be happy if he can bowl at low 90s consistently. But nothing proven or heard yet, so don't lose your sleep. :winky: Link to comment
yoda Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Indian batsman must have wet their pants by now. First imran, then wasim, then waqr, hen shoaib, then amir and now him and now lets look at indian bowlers. Indian fast bowlers run in and then bowl at express pace of 10mph. Giving the whole different meaning to fast bowlers. Now fast bowling is called spin bowling with a longer run up. Players like nehra, zaheer, praveen must get a girlfriend. I know they are too ugly to get one but still. Its a shame that india in last 60 years couldnt produce a single fast bowlers but produced tons of mediocre average batsman who boost their stats on flat tracks. so there you go. i know it burns your fat ass to see our fast bowlers and next worldcup out fast bowlers will not get indian batsman out but we will send some of them to hospital for broken ribs and some to dentists for borken tooth. And then india will come with the same excuse. Oh, we cant play against pakistan because of this..... 1 India 38 4893 129 6 Pakistan 26 2275 88 :finger::finger: 2 India 39 4713 121 6 Pakistan 27 2704 100 :finger: http://icc-cricket.yahoo.net/match_zone/team_ranking.php Link to comment
Indiafan-Hyd Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Guyz what is "jazbaa junoon"? I typed into youtube for a bit of research and a rather catchy tune appears but what does it mean? There is one more J ,the most important one. Its called Jazba-e-Jihad. This Jazba-e-Jihad led to Shoib Malik, the then Pakistani captain apologizing to all Muslims of the world for losing 2007 T20 World Cup finals against a Kafir Hindu team like India. Its another thing that there are muslims in India and also in the Indian team. Which country are you from?? Havent the Paki Ghettos landed on ur shores like the terror central UK..?? Link to comment
bihutoli Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Good story! Especially since he actually had to quit cricket due to poverty. Is that not a common theme across the sub continent? Hope he makes a living for himself doing the thing he probably loves. Link to comment
asterix Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 There is one more J ' date='the most important one. Its called Jazba-e-[b']Jihad. This Jazba-e-Jihad led to Shoib Malik, the then Pakistani captain apologizing to all Muslims of the world for losing 2007 T20 World Cup finals against a Kafir Hindu team like India. Its another thing that there are muslims in India and also in the Indian team. Which country are you from?? Havent the Paki Ghettos landed on ur shores like the terror central UK..?? Oh yes, they've landed in UK and settled in Ghettos alright. Here's a series of videos of a lad from Birmingham ghetto.. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DOlwLs9unA]YouTube - Diary of a bad man[/ame] Mashallah..what a great culture..Subhanallah!! Link to comment
Cricket Tragic Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Jamdul-ul-Bashir-ul-katloo-ul-ulloo is the next pace sensation waiting to burst upon the cricket scene. He was discovered running at rapid pace in the mountains near tora-bora - trying to hit the drones in the sky with stones. Impressed with his powerful chucking motions, Pakistan coach-at-large Imran-ur-playboy-ur-pseudo-politician, called up the current General in charge and requested that he be inducted into the Pak NCA immediately. Speaking to the famous JANGIA news agency, coach Fatqar younis said - "Jamdul is still a raw talunt - but his jazba-junoon is unmatched. Contrary to other phaasht throwers, we have to tell him to slow down in practice, because sometimes he runs so phaasht his chaadis start smoking due to the high friction. Its either that, or the poyzz have been doing some extra training in academy locker rooms with the new launda before practices". With talunted speedsters like Jamdul rising up on a regular basis, and also PCB's valiant and soon to be successful efforts to require home-umpire advantage for Pakistan tests (alhamdulliilallluuullaaaaluuuullilalah) - its only a matter of time until Pakistan climbs up to unprecedented 5th spot in the test ratings. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
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